That LARRY SHOW

Is a rubber mallet a good murder weapon? ♠ How many times should you strike an intruder – for your safety? ♠ Was Larry’s dad a mystic ninja? ♠ What’s job #1 for all fathers? ♠ Which childhood game be…

The “Bad Dad” narrative that’s wrecking lives ▲ Joe: the surrogate dad who became a superstar▲ The “humankind-as-God” lie pin-heads and Commies are pushing ▲ How God is the original “Bad Dad” ▲ Madon…

L.A. plague - IN PROGRESS •  • Will AI be the end of mankind? • Why technology will always be beatable • The great equalizer nobody talks about • Larry bitch slaps LA's empty suit mayor - right after…

How to salvage a dying friendship ■ Why are friendships so hard to find? ■ What’s a real friend? ■ Troubling trends in friends ■ Larry’s S&G friendship factor ■ Larry’s Victoria’s Secret friends ■ Wh…

3 spiritual ingredients for a great life ■ What’s in your God food? ■ Why has God become un-cool? ■ Are you spiritually starving? ■ The always open, always fresh, all-you-can-eat, absolutely free, Go…

Larry’s adventure in the Iron Triangle ▲ The Ford that almost killed him ▲ How do you find a real expert?▲Technician vs mechanic – what’s the difference? ▲ Ways experts kill you – or at least maim yo…

6 reasons everyone is pissed off ▲ Easy ways to decompress ▲ How life is starting to resemble prison ▲ What happens when we’re overcrowded? ▲ Why anger management is a load of crap ▲ How and why corp…

How to ID a liar ● What thing makes you unbeatable? ● Did J.C. like to fish? ● What group of American politicians look and sound like another from 2,000 years ago? ● How did Peter piss off authoritie…

Are you ready for alien sex? ▼ Will pointy alien chicks conquer Earth? ▼ Would you swipe right for a hot alien chick? ▼ Which psycho killer may have been an alien? ▼ Do alien chicks have 12-inch tong…

Commie-hatin’ haikus – written by listeners! ● What are the 2 types of Commies? ● Who is the most famous ‘useful idiot?’ ● Dangerous Commie words you need to know ● Why Communism is like herpes ● Ber…

The war on Christianity ● What is an ‘Easter Worshipper?’ and other stupid statements by gutless politicians ● Brother Larry re-imagines Good Friday and the results are more cinematic ● The differenc…

How to stage your own comeback ♠ Hitting your way out of a slump ♠ The 2 elements of career success (hard work ain’t one of them!) ♠ How to tune up your ego – without spending a cent ♠ How much shoul…

Brother Larry makes you think the thought you’ve been terrified of your entire life ●10 words that summarize JC’s purpose ● What does the Sphinx needing a nose job have to do with Easter? ● Why the t…

The pandemic they’ve been hiding has arrived and is now spreading through the USA ▼ It was foretold to Larry decades ago ▼ There is no antibiotic that can treat it ▼ In most cases, death occurs withi…

3 words that enable scam artists to screw you (or you to screw others) ■ How Elizabeth Holmes conned presidents, statesmen and titans of industry (and you can, TOO!) ■ Secrets of scam success ■ Scam …

When you’ve screwed up big time, can you make your way back?

Where are the space aliens hiding among us? ▲ What do they look like? Answer: Like UPS men with Pit Bull dog heads ▲ Do they eat beef jerky?▲ Why do they love doing anal probes? ▲ How to prevent an a…

What are the ruins of tomorrow - Larry predicts ● What really caused Chernobyl? ● What Larry finds when he tours a bomb shelter ● Bomb shelters vs panic rooms – which is for sissys? ● What’s a Heracl…

Larry performs a miracle ● How to get sainted! ● Larry envisions his Feast Day ● Are Pope saints politically rigged? ● Which saints can be your fixers? ● Why Bar Mitzvahs beat Confirmations ● The hea…