Stiff Socks
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 53 minutes
- Episodes
- 495
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
92: Yung Gravy Joins the Bang Bus
Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. They also get into the best way to talk to a porn…
01:09:20 |
Wed 21 Oct 2020
Frisky Business
The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella…
00:11:52 |
Mon 19 Oct 2020
91: Michael Goes Celibate?
The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Docto…
01:15:03 |
Wed 14 Oct 2020
Fuckin' in the Bubble
The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a serious discussion about Tommy Lee's hog. Plus a…
00:10:26 |
Mon 12 Oct 2020
90: U-Hauling Your Meat Wagon
Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards …
01:03:38 |
Wed 07 Oct 2020
Stoned Socks
Where the fuck do we really even start? Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your gran…
00:10:41 |
Tue 06 Oct 2020
89: Ass Pro Shop
TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. …
00:59:11 |
Wed 30 Sep 2020
23 & Me but for Dicks
The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group…
00:11:16 |
Sun 27 Sep 2020
88: Eating Wings on Rimjob Night
Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. …
01:03:21 |
Wed 23 Sep 2020
Patreon 50: Pledge Allegiance to the P*ssy
The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try t…
00:12:43 |
Sun 20 Sep 2020
87: Amazon a Butt Plug
The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how…
00:58:19 |
Wed 16 Sep 2020
Go Go Gadget Dick
Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it, but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives …
00:13:08 |
Mon 14 Sep 2020
86: Ghosts and Handjobs
Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question.…
01:05:22 |
Wed 09 Sep 2020
Jabba the Nut
The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael au…
00:10:44 |
Mon 07 Sep 2020
85: Trevor Finds His G-Spot
Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they al…
01:10:19 |
Wed 02 Sep 2020
Fig Noot'in
The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about scie…
00:12:40 |
Mon 31 Aug 2020
84: Dropping Dick Off
The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturb…
01:09:18 |
Wed 26 Aug 2020
Trevor Can't Swim?
Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actua…
00:11:25 |
Mon 24 Aug 2020
83: Dry Hump Winter Formal
Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking o…
01:01:26 |
Wed 19 Aug 2020
Titfoot
Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a lis…
00:11:24 |
Tue 18 Aug 2020
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