Stiff Socks
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 53 minutes
- Episodes
- 495
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
Wet Wet-o-meter
Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Mic…
00:11:53 |
Mon 04 Jan 2021
102: Cumming Too Quick is a Hoax
The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!…
01:07:20 |
Wed 30 Dec 2020
Where's Waldo Titties
MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad bre…
00:10:51 |
Tue 29 Dec 2020
101: Tiny Meat Gang Joins Stiff Socks
Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Scienc…
01:00:37 |
Wed 23 Dec 2020
Nutter Udders
The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFa…
00:12:22 |
Tue 22 Dec 2020
100: JOing with a Satanist
Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest …
01:12:27 |
Wed 16 Dec 2020
Bangin' Beef Wellington
The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tik…
00:14:17 |
Tue 15 Dec 2020
99: "You Don't Get me Wet Wet"
Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science.
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01:03:51 |
Wed 09 Dec 2020
98: OnlyFans in the Airbnb
The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty i…
01:12:00 |
Wed 02 Dec 2020
Cum Brûlée
The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would ma…
00:12:33 |
Tue 01 Dec 2020
97: Is Nutting Better with Covid?
Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. S…
01:11:29 |
Wed 25 Nov 2020
Who Wants Dessert?
The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener th…
00:12:08 |
Mon 23 Nov 2020
96: Stiff Socks has the 'Rona
Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week.
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01:10:38 |
Wed 18 Nov 2020
Dick Karaoke
The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a liste…
00:12:41 |
Mon 16 Nov 2020
95: Ambi-dicks-terous
The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't …
01:04:40 |
Tue 10 Nov 2020
Horny at Tender Greens?
Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with…
00:10:43 |
Tue 10 Nov 2020
94: Banging a Witch
Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way to sex up a beef Wellington... you know... scienc…
01:09:40 |
Wed 04 Nov 2020
Squirters on the Top Bunk
The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regret and even some advice for a listener that needed …
00:11:24 |
Mon 02 Nov 2020
93: Eating Ass on the Lord's Day
The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorette parties. HUH? science.
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01:07:34 |
Wed 28 Oct 2020
Yung Gravy Part 2
The boys riff on nonsense mob metaphors and commiserate about the day you finally get kicked off the family phone plan. Then Yung Gravy joins the show to answer some exclusive Patreon questions, expl…
00:12:08 |
Mon 26 Oct 2020
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