Stiff Socks
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 53 minutes
- Episodes
- 495
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
113: Mannequin Masturbation
The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science …
01:03:41 |
Wed 17 Mar 2021
Tug Yer Tooter
The boys riff on drunk Trev confronting an intruder, wonder why stuck porn is so popular, and we learn that Michael really wants a sex dungeon. Plus a listener fills everyone in on a wild blowjob tip…
00:11:04 |
Mon 15 Mar 2021
112: Phone Sex Playbook
Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten interrupting the banging, and how a cooter is a Florid…
01:00:29 |
Wed 10 Mar 2021
Blau with the Pow
The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a robbery with your mouth. They also help a listener u…
00:11:27 |
Mon 08 Mar 2021
111: Milion Dollar Ballsack w/ Steve-O
The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o’s crazy cop encounters. They also discuss the pr…
01:12:14 |
Wed 03 Mar 2021
Interviewing Michael's Dad
The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke fueled Thanksgiving frenzy, whether or not he kne…
00:10:13 |
Fri 26 Feb 2021
110: Salt Bae'd with Semen
The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss how to tell your man you've banged a BUNCH. Science…
01:09:04 |
Wed 24 Feb 2021
Coat of Cum
The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listen…
00:09:55 |
Thu 18 Feb 2021
109: Trevor Makes a Porno
Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons of using a guy's hair as a cum rag. HELLO... SCIEN…
01:07:56 |
Wed 17 Feb 2021
108: losing vcards w/ bbno$
bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also discuss what scientists have been debating for ye…
01:17:53 |
Wed 10 Feb 2021
Sucked Off in the Beamer
The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus…
00:12:18 |
Mon 08 Feb 2021
107: Trevor got a p*ssy... cat
The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too slee…
01:02:39 |
Wed 03 Feb 2021
Fact Checking Michael's Dick Game: The Interview
The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actually fuck good? What's he packing? What does he sou…
00:13:03 |
Tue 02 Feb 2021
106: Footjobs in Phoenix
The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in…
01:00:25 |
Wed 27 Jan 2021
Three Finger Freak
The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR pod…
00:12:20 |
Tue 26 Jan 2021
105: Bear Rug Cum Towel
Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethr…
01:14:09 |
Wed 20 Jan 2021
Pussy Flu (Live Episode)
The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if y…
00:11:49 |
Tue 19 Jan 2021
104: Trevor's Biggest Fuck-up
Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life…
01:04:45 |
Wed 13 Jan 2021
Michael's Looking for Love
The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides h…
00:10:49 |
Mon 11 Jan 2021
103: Post Nut Clarity at the Club
Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's …
01:17:18 |
Wed 06 Jan 2021
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