Smeared Mascara
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 64 minutes
- Episodes
- 84
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
Hate Motivates
Let your crazy hair down like when you were a girl in the Bronx while you listen to this week's episode. Hate motivates Mandy and Brooke this week as they take a deep dive into pop cul…
The Oscar Goes to...Brooke and Mandy
Welcome to the red carpet! On this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the Academy Awards, a fascinating hobby of creating and collecting Reborn dolls, and finding our Third Spa…
Balls and Barbies
In this week’s episode, the slaydies discuss Brooke’s adventure to Palm Springs and some rather aggressive sporty spices, while Mandy gives a recap of a Barbie-licious bridal shower. So…
The Never Ending Episode
As the title suggest, Brooke and Mandy are taking you for a wld ride in this episode. When the ladies switch up their recording schedule, exhaustion and delusion take over. There are so…
Smeared Mascara Bowl
In this week’s episode of Smeared Mascara, the ladies cover the Super Bowl halftime performances, celebrity sightings, and TikTok’s reaction videos. Brooke schools Mandy on all the TikT…
No Bone Zone
This week’s episode covers pressing topics like the upcoming Super Bowl and Taylor Swift’s political influence. Brooke and Mandy continue their JT hateration, while delving into the Cit…
Pop Culture Face Off
This week the ladies discuss celebrity beef. Listen to Brooke and Mandy break down the Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion drama, and hear their opinions on Britney and Justin’s battle…
Woman Power???
Join Mandy and Brooke as they dissect the Barbie movie and women's empowerment. Hear how they whip shitties, and what mob wife style means to them. Put on your shades and grab your furs…
Dragging into January
This week Brooke and Mandy "drag" their booties out on a Sunday night, discuss the Golden Globes and Katt Williams. Put in the Airpods, content is explicit as always. Follow, like, sha…
Headed into the New Year like…
Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s second season. The ladies are bringing in the New Year with a cleanse and conversation that ranges from goals to Uncle Luke. Enjoy!
High Fivin' in Paris
In this episode the ladies cover cults, movies, Christmas and the Eiffel Tower. As always air pods in, as content is definitely mature.
Mandy's Shitty Birthday
Join us for our post Thanksgiving/ Mandy's shitty birthday wrap up. We'll cover THE lunch from hell , childhood bullies, Mr. Nate Jackson, along with chakra problems and 80's pop cult…
Gobble Gobble Thanksgiving Eve Special
Join Mandy and Brooke this Thanksgiving Eve for an in-depth discussion of Thanksgiving past, present and future. Pop in your earbuds and get to preparing the turkey and rage cleaning a…
Spiral Up
Spiral up with the ladies as they spiral up and discuss this year's Halloween among 38 other topics. As always like, follow, share, subscribe Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and Ti…
This is a Britney Podcast
This week Brooke and Mandy discuss Brit's new book, Thanksgiving planning and final touches for Halloween. They reveal which budding sport they’d like to introduce to the Bay Area, and …
The FUNeral Episode
Karma is a Gastrointestinal Monday!
Brooke and Mandy ADD all over this weeks episode. Join in for another fun filled ride. As always follow, like, share, subscribe. Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok.
Halloween Special Week 1- Chicken Salad and Sin
This week Brooke and Mandy record as Uncle Baby Billy and Judy Gemstone to kick off their favorite season, Halloween. Hot topics this week include the Righteous Gemstones, Travis and Ta…
This One's For the Zaddies.....heyyyyyyyy!
Funky Friday returns! This week Mandy and Brooke discuss the life coach to zaddy pipeline, yoni steaming , the 1983 Raiders as well as teen heartthrobs, James Spader and Jake Ryan. Put …
Funky Friday on a Wednesday
Welcome to the latest edition of Smeared Mascara Podcast. The ladies take a look back at the VMA's, SF Bay Area legends, and Lauren Bobert on their very first episode of Funky Friday Ex…