Smeared Mascara
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 64 minutes
- Episodes
- 84
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
Dumb Diddy Dumb
TW - SA/Drugs: This episode discusses the alleged crimes committed by Diddy and his associates.
Get ready to hear the pop culture headlines and the ADHD-driven tangents!
Before diving int…
Dropping Eggs and Episodes
Election season is upon us and it’s time for the opinionated ladies of Smeared Mascara to express themselves politically. Brooke and Mandy talk about the Democratic National Convention …
Secret ife of Shannon Sharpe's CPAP
In this episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss the accidental live broadcast of a breathtaking performance on Instagram. The ladies cover the Presidential Debate and wonder how many concepts…
Fisting My Way To A Gold Medal
This episode contains most vulgar words and topics that your parents warned you about. With that said, it’s funny af.
Brooke and Mandy are still talking about the Olympics (there’s a de…
Trauma Salad
Join the ladies this week as they try the latest TikTok trend of sharing trauma and candy. Only a portion of the Trauma Salad will be served. Full Trauma Salad to be aired separately.
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Tooth Gems
This week’s installment of Smeared Mascara tells you everything and nothing about San Bernardino softball, horror conventions, and athlete breeding. Mandy can’t hide her hyper fixation …
My Pronouns Are…
Listen to Brooke and Mandy recap their Independence Day celebrations and customer service frustrations. DMV & certain hotel employees, we’re talking about YOU!
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Ball Hammock
Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they adjust to a new “hot weather”recording schedule. Mandy describes her insta-worthy anniversary celebration, and Brooke breaks down the little l…
The Petty King
This week Brooke and Mandy praise the almighty Petty King, Kendrick Lamar. The ladies discuss Kendrick’s Pop Out Concert and the Not Like Us photoshoot. Don’t worry if you’re unfamiliar…
Pride Edition
In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss their worldwide reach and how this positively affects mankind, Bridgerton-Core, summer break snacks, and Geishas.
So put on your rainbow…
Mulletinos and More
Enjoy another fun filled episode as Mandy and Brooke go off the rails once again.
It’s hot in the Smeared Mascara studio so you will hear the subtle sound of an industrial strength fan d…
Adios Muchachas
This week Brooke and Mandy cover Kevin Gates and his words of inspiration, women’s health, Native American influence in our childhoods, and 90's love stories. Mandy’s new g-ride is reve…
Smeared Mascara Ranch
This week’s episode is a spicy one! Brooke and Mandy start off talking about the usual pop culture moments, but one TikTok in particular leads the ladies on a very descriptive journey.
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Happy Birthday Baaabe
It’s Brooke’s birthday and the party is just getting started! There’s a misspelled banner and a mini piñata so you know it’s gonna be a good time.
The ladies discuss Botox, baked ziti, B…
Mother’s Day Meh
Thickems
Put your Freakum Dress on listeners. This week Mandy and Brooke talk about the 2024 prom season … southern style, thin tip pens, and fast walkers. You’ll be inspired by the ladies as th…
Eclipsing All Over The Place
In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the significant astrological effects of the recent eclipse. They consulted with their spiritual advisors and realized people were ecl…
Violent Tuesday
Join the ladies this Violent Tuesday, Mandy and Brooke chop it up about the latest in pop culture, fart jokes, and hunky Jesus. Buckle up for this bumpy ride. As always not for young ea…
Diddy Done Did It
Join us for your weekly dose of shit talking with Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy discuss the latest in the Diddy drama, dirty cars and bad parking, mucho machismo.
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