Smeared Mascara
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 64 minutes
- Episodes
- 84
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
Women’s Month BITCH
This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right ba…
A Homage to Monica… Chalomeeett
Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fan…
Rock n' Roll and Big City
This week Brooke and Mandy rave about the Dsquared2 fashion show. Doechii and Naomi Campbell walked. No crumbs.
A drag name for Brooke is being workshopped. Ideas for last names are bei…
SNL 50
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara covers Saturday Night Live’s 50th Anniversary show. Of course Brooke and Mandy didn’t watch the entire 3 hour show. They watched clips on TikTok l…
Kendrick’s Super Bowl
Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s annual Super Bowl Monday show. The ladies gloss over the actual game and focus on the Half Time performance. They delve into Jalen Hurts’ 90s R&B style, K…
Kenny’s Here!
Walk the virtual red carpet with Brooke and Mandy! The slaydies discuss the Grammy Awards fashion and chisme. Of course they didn’t watch the broadcast. This piece of quality journalism…
The Tiktok Ban
Join Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency. How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years? Listen to how product…
Grab 'em In The Biscuits
Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast fueled by ADHD! Listen to the latest and greatest from Mandy and Brooke. In this episode, Mandy is obsessed with the runway video fea…
Brown Flags
Some of you may have noticed that there was no new episode last week. The LA fires and everything else in the world were too much for the ladies. There was a recording and it was unhing…
Clanuary
This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wi…
Happy New Year Wanda!
In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy profess their love of Caleb Hearon and their disdain of bong rips in the city.
Goals for 2025 are discussed briefly. The ADHD train quickly leave…
Bunch of Yappers
It’s a double shot of Smeared Mascara!
Mandy is coming in HOT and Brooke is adding the lighter fluid to this inferno. Listen to the ladies talk about White Elephant gift exchange trauma,…
Word On The Street
Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they discuss the latest in pop culture and their lives. They cover drones, Luigi Mangione, and High Body Count Hair.
The language in this episode wi…
A Very Qualude Thanksgiving....Mandy's Shitty B-day Part 2
It’s the most anticipated episode of the year. You’re invited to Mandy’s Shitty Birthday, Part 2. (Wondering about part one? Check out episode 10 of season 1.) There’s a chance that thi…
don't blink first #qualude
Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This episode contains a cornucopia of topics. There is something from everyone. Maybe? Probably. It’s an audio gift and there ar…
Post Election Let Down?
Get ready for a super positive and inspirational episode! Just kidding, this is Smeared Mascara after all.
Brooke and Mandy are still coping with the disappointment of the presidential …
Tap Tap Tap that Rotisserie Chicken
This episode we find the ladies trying to face the harsh reality of US politics. How long will they last as Marthas in this Handmaids Tale horror/reality? Brooke and Mandy analyze the p…
The Positivity Pod
There’s no room for negativity and doubt in this episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke is bringing the rainbows and sunshine while Mandy is trying her best to not be such a Scorpio. It’s W…
I'm Hungry
This episode covers so many topics that you’ll wonder if there was even an outline. Brooke tells us about a new skincare routine her nephew told her about, and Mandy wonders if her unex…
Taco Bell
Giddy up, horses and hoes because you’re in for a ride! Brooke and Mandy discuss the social significance of Taco Bell in the 90s, physics of horse riding related activities, and so much…