Seaside Pod Review (A Queen Podcast)

From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No…

It was the best of podcasts, it was the worst of podcasts, it was the podcast of wisdom, it was the podcast of foolishness, it was the podcast of belief, it was the podcast of incredulity, it was the…

Due to technical issues (AKA, Kev's an absolute knobhead!) we're presenting you with B-Side Pod Review installment ahead of schedule this week. Look, we all know that the solo output from the members…

Hello all you wagoners, politicians, pedagogues, thiefs, tailors, ploughboys, harridans, and tatterdemalions. The fairy folk have gathered 'round the new moon shine To see the feller crack a nut at n…

SURPRISE! It's bonus content time. Randy is now a bonus content creator and he's thrilled about it!

As if you haven't suffered enough this week, we thought we'd foist an unrequested episode on you. We…

We have to talk about Roger's car song. Pistons, hub caps, radials, gear shifts, and grease guns are all in play! Look, we're not saying it sounds like a seven year old in a hurry wrote these lyrics,…

There's lots of chat on this week's episode but fear not, we do eventually get to this week's song! Lots of discussion about wurlitzers, lyric sheets, Yamaha baby grands... you obviously know why! Ra…

Hey you lovely old lot. We're heading back to Queen II today and there's more Steven Seagull in this week's episode. Look, don't blame us, we just go where the social media comments take us! We discu…

"You're alive. Why didn't you die?"

"Hey. It's a kind of magic."

If Randy were to title this episode, he'd call it "I hate real drums and I wish Roger Taylor was never in Queen!" That's what he gets fo…

If Randy were to title this episode, he'd call it "Oh oh, take it, take another little piece of my heart now baby. You know you've got it if it makes you feel good"

The episode is late, it's fucking l…

If Kevin were to title this episode, he'd call it "Save Me" but that would be really lame, so Randy's gonna call it "Sir Brian May needs no saving because he wrote Save Me!"

There's more pre in the pr…

If Randy were to stitch Kev up and put words in his mouth, he'd title this episode "It's all condiments and no main course"

The boys were close in their assessment of this one but split the vote! We t…

If Kev were to title this episode he'd call it "Please sir, can I have another solo?" or possibly, "Hey Randy, quit swanning around in Edmonton and write the damned outro!"

Rats, Brahms, toms, solos, …

If Randy were to title this episode he'd call it "Hey. Hey. Hey, Hey. It was the DNA."

Squealy guitars, racist American douchebags, a Beatles homage, and a game of scrabble that almost ended a marriag…

If Randy were to title this episode he'd call it "What number did John call to phone in his bassline?", or possibly "Hey Fred, can you make this cool?!"

Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy who the hell write…

If Randy were to title this episode he'd call it "To fall in love was my first mistake", or possibly "Where's the fucking kick drum!?"

Our third song from Jazz is the plaintive ballad, Jealousy. Kev i…

If Randy were to title this episode he'd call it "This is the world we created", or possibly "We need a ballad for the live show".

Another unanimous decision from this pair of idiots who can't bear to…

If Randy were to title this episode he'd call it "Mutual Masturbation", or possibly, "Nice licks Eddie!".

Just a short ep for you this week with the boys talking about 1983's Starfleet project. We loo…

If Kevin were to title this episode he'd call it "Randy forgot to title this episode", or maybe "passive aggressive podcast prose".

The boys are unanimous in their assessment of this late-era Queen tr…

If the Cardinal's wife were to title this episode she'd call it "How long is this podcast gonna go?"

Take your little brother swimming with a brick and get ready for some unexpected hot Bramley apple …