Seaside Pod Review (A Queen Podcast)

We're going back to a time before Queen records existed. To a time when the summer of love had wound down but Leon Russell was still tokin'. This one is a song he wrote for Joe Cocker, who released i…

It's the last track from the last canonical Queen album and don't let Corey Morrissette tell you any different. Cosmos Rocks is NOT a Queen album Corey!!! What kind of infantile buffoon carries on an…

Seaside Pod Tofu! So adorable... Seaside Pod Tofu! Whoo hoo! Seaside Pod Tofu! Give us a bit... Confused? Well strap in, this one goes all over the ice! We're talking Gaga, we're talking tofu, we're …

Finally! We're getting to the spandex and hot alient chicks! Seemingly, there is no reason for these extraordinary intergalactical upsets. Only Cardinal Randy Woods, at TCOGFY, has provided any expla…

We come up with the perfect name for Nickelback's Greatest Hits (which, if there were any sort of decency in the world would be a blank CD that you can just burn some Queen onto!), we solve one the g…

Half a league, half a league,

Half a league onward,

All in the valley of Death

   Rode the six hundred.

“Forward, the Light Brigade!

Charge for the guns!” he said.

Into the valley of Death

   Rode the six h…

Today we suspend normal operations to talk about one of the most important men in the history of heavy metal: the Prince of Darkness, the Madman, Ozzy Osbourne. Ozzy had a profound impact on so many …

We talk about punta. We talk about soca. We talk about calypso. We talk about merengue. We talk about salsa. We talk about ska. We talk about rocksteady. We talk about dubstep. We talk about dancehal…

Well, well, well. It's been over a year since we last visited the game! In June last year we were putting out the fire, but this week we're dealing with a frosty feline! It's a longer episode and for…

How in the name of fuck is The Cardinal supposed to enjoy his onion rings with all this bro country dogshit that seems to be going on in his favourite restaurant? Why in the name Mary fucking Magdale…

Well, we finished our first album and it's....... well look, it's not the jewel in the regal crown now is it! But is it as bad as all that? There surely has to be some gold buried in all that thar py…

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It's a good closing line. Maybe could have closed the album with it instead of more of that jazz..... Look, it's bananas. It's kooky. It's wild and woolly. It's Persian. It's Arabic. It's mainly …

Just as we announce an album wrap episode, this happens!!! It's another song from Queen's gigantic 1975 album, A Night at the Opera. Randy's promised to be 10% nicer to Kev, in fact he even wrote a s…

Well well well, we spun a big 'un Marjorie! Better get the fishin' net there and get ready for some flippin' and a floppin'! We’s eatin whale tonight! It’s been a fucking long week, lay off me. One m…

The Pope is tired. He doesn't wanna get up. He doesn't wanna pope any more! Just leave the guy.... huh? Ohhhhhh! He snuffed it? Oh well, Popes are like buses, you wait for one for ages then two come …

Greg Davies, warbling eunuchs, and top notch production. It's all in this week's episode. Also, the Cardinal is SALTY this week! Someone's pissed in his chips, rearranged his daffodils, painted over …

Randy is plotting to leave again to start up a podcast with Corey but he's currently in the west north west tanlge or some shit. We get into the weeds about the rock hall of fame and thankfully it's …

The one where Randy wonders if Brian ever gets sick of the red special, Kev predicts that Ian Winick will become the first person in wheel-based podcasting history to manifest his song in back to bac…

Ahhhh g'day mate! We're heading down under for one of Australia's finest. When Queen told us we had to look out for the planet, we really weren't fans of being preached at by rocks stars, so how will…

Randy is incensed about the hotels in Weyburn and their attitude to towel management. He's upset about the levels of snow on the ground in Weyburn and goddamn it he's blaming Corey Morrissette for al…