Seaside Pod Review (A Queen Podcast)

Sixty five professional female models, sixty five bicycle seats that Halfords wouldn't accept when returned, 36 repetitions of the word bicycle. Seventy eight live performances, one hundred and one w…

He unscrews the cap of a new whiskey bottle, shuffles about in his candle-lit hovel in his candle lit hovel, like some kind of tit, with blue fingers in mittens, he smells like the cats, and the neig…

An interesting fact about Saudi Arabia for you is that Oil was first struck there in March 1938, in the Dammam Oilfield. In Riyadh, around 100 camels per day are sold, and it’s home to the world’s la…

It’s not the A side and it’s not the C side, well it’s the seaside as in all one word s e a… you get what I’m saying.It’s the B SIDE pod review. We’re not digging into the main catalogue today becaus…

White men have a lot to answer for. Now don't get all Jordan Peterson on me and say "NOT ALL WHITE MEN!" No, not all, but damn well enough! And certainly historically. But is it a good idea for rock …

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I know you’re my sister, but I'm looking at you... You could sort of condense the lyrics in this one down to that sentence. Nylon strings, epic bass, and a soulful pi…

In materials science, quenching is the rapid cooling of a workpiece in water, gas, oil, polymer, air, or other fluids to obtain certain material properties. A type of heat treating, quenching prevent…

Today's episode covers the big cahuna. The monster. The behemoth. None more Queen. The song that didn't just put Queen on the map, but also tore the map up into tiny little shreds and force fed the p…

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you …

Randy's having trouble with the word minfastition, maniseftation, fannystemnation, well whatever it is, Randy just can't say it! In a first for the podcast, there is live confectionary eating and mro…

Randy's having problems with his issues, whatever the hell that means! And he still won't quite raggin' on poor Kev about the Shepherd's Pie debacle. Bastard! We're goin' deep into fantasy this week …

Saltpeter and sulfur and charcoal, oh my! How many pods within a pod can you reasonably expect to get away with? The cake vs pie fiasco has now spilled over into another podcast, and Corey's not havi…

Well, it's not Queen is it! What the fuck are these two idiots doing now? Branching out into other artists? I mean, they're more ripping off Pod of Thunder than In The Lap of the Pods, but hey, a goo…

How big is a bee's dick exactly? Well, if my extensive online research is to be trusted (and there's no reason it should be), it's 4.8mm on average. Holy shit! Bee's are packing!!! No wonder the Quee…

What are maple syrup tits? Well, I can't say that we ever got to the bottom of that, but Randy was sure insistent that it's a real thing even though Kevin was sceptical. The pie vs cake argument rage…

"Hey dipshits, how come you spent so long talking about hockey, bowling, and Roger Waters instead of getting on with talking about Queen?" Good question, good question... Also - we need to petition c…

"Good evening, this is Radio 4, with the news at six o'clock this Thursday evening. The Prime Minister, speaking a few minutes ago in the House of Commons, has warned that the international situatio…

Queen: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Seaside Pod Review. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new songs; to seek out new lyrics and new musicla expressions; to boldly go wher…

Come and listen to my story about a man named Fred.

A poor balladeer, barely kept his kittens fed

And then one day while John and Roger stewed,

Well up through the mic come a bumblin dude.

Robin Cabl…

There once was a Queen fan from Wigan

Whose nose he was told was a big 'un

He tried to break free

Then he fell to his knees

And consulted the Cardinal's florilegium

If Kev were to title this episode, he'd…