Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 55 minutes
- Episodes
- 673
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2025
The Bachelor: Hag, Interrupting
Colton is freshly spray tanned and ready to pretend to lose his virginity to a girl. Will the old lady from What About Mary ruin everything? This week's bonus is our first foray back into the world o…
01:40:44 |
Tue 08 Jan 2019
The Bachelor Season 23 Cast Roast Part Two
Welcome back! We got the campfire going, so let's get to the second half of our contestant roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're…
00:40:08 |
Thu 03 Jan 2019
The Bachelor Season 23 Cast Roast Part One
The Bachelor is back for its 23rd season, but before we get to see how many times Colton cries in his first episode, we have to meet the 19,000 dodo birds vying for his attention. It's a two part Cas…
00:41:10 |
Wed 02 Jan 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: The Final No Means No
It's the end of Bachelor in Paradise's fifth season. Will Annalise take no for an answer? Will Wills get to say anything? And has Colton survived the wrath of Tia? Let's find out! On this week's prem…
01:09:10 |
Wed 12 Sep 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: Orange Is the Old Orange
Bachelor in Paradise rewards its loyal viewers with the gift of Orange Robby and a bunch of people get dumped. We're in the final inning, people! On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at t…
01:36:59 |
Tue 11 Sep 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: Witchy Shu
Eric realizes he doesn't know where the cheese is at all, Annalise tells off a possible Russian witch, and a perfectly newish Ross Dress For Less picture frame is burned in a fire. Also: JADE AND TAN…
01:50:38 |
Wed 05 Sep 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: The Mist
Eric made Angela cry, which causes a mist of distrust to descend upon our favorite group of needful things. Who will cry? Who won't cry? And will Colton and Tia make it out alive? On this week's pre…
01:27:17 |
Tue 04 Sep 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: Coupon King VS Dime Store Fabio
Leo douches out completely this episode and tries to keep some dignity by dressing like The Nanny on his way out before throwing a drink on our favorite grocer. Then, the mom makes out with the last …
01:11:44 |
Wed 29 Aug 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: Namast-Laid
Will Krystal lose the Goose and latch on to Conor or will she just bury her head in the sand? Or both? Just another day in Paradise! This week's bonus is about a Lego party, gardeners not cleaning u…
01:27:23 |
Tue 28 Aug 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: You Can Put Lipstick on a Beignet...w Guest Annabelle DeSisto
Guest Annabelle DeSisto (Adderall and Compliments, @AnnabelleDeSisto) joins Ronnie this week to talk about Colton and Tia finally naming their relationship! Also, Leo gets nasty, model gets jeal, and…
01:25:46 |
Wed 22 Aug 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: Drowning Dog
The model loses his poo on this week's Bachelor in Paradise and drowns a puppy. Plus, Tia gets more stalkery and Colton gives in. This week's bonus is about Stef's neighbors fighting about the infest…
01:19:03 |
Tue 21 Aug 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: Who Moved My Cheese, Brah?
Tia learns that Goose is the douche we all knew him to be on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise. Also, Colton cries a little more, Becca rolls her eyes, and Kenny teaches Eric about self help books. This…
01:13:14 |
Wed 15 Aug 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: Almost Hair-idise
This week on Bachelor in Paradise, will Colton lose the game or the rest of his hair first? How many chances will Tia give? And will Bibiana find a way to finally get someone to look through her tele…
01:01:53 |
Tue 14 Aug 2018
Bachelor in Paradise: Sloppy Segundos
Bachelor in Paradise begins its journey w fresh hos, new crabs, and a prop for Chris. This week's bonus are the After the Final Rose Interviews. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium me…
01:17:32 |
Wed 08 Aug 2018
The Bachelorette: The Final Quesadilla
The Bachelorette comes to an end, and Becca is so in love with both guys that she lets a quesadilla decide the winner. Not kidding. This week's bonus are the After the Final Rose Interviews. To hear …
01:16:47 |
Tue 07 Aug 2018
The Bachelorette: Men Fail All
The douchelords fight like wussies on this very special Men Tell All episode of The Bachelorette. Will Wills finally beat the shit out of his face with his tongue? Let's find out? On this week's prem…
01:17:04 |
Tue 31 Jul 2018
The Bachelorette: Fantasy Stalker
It's Fantasy Suite week on The Bachelorette! Becca is in love with literally everyone. Who will she settle for? On this week's premium bonus, our neighborhoods are obsessed with crows and Norm's. To …
01:07:18 |
Tue 24 Jul 2018
The Bachelorette: On the Wings of a Hometown Visit
It's Hometown week on The Bachelorette! Becca is force fed wings, bad haircuts and TRUTH AND HONESTY. Will she be vlnrbool? On this week's premium bonus, we do a cast breakdown of Bachelor in Paradis…
01:13:54 |
Tue 17 Jul 2018
The Bachelorette: The Virgin Mary
This week on The Bachelorette, Colton comes out as a Virgin in the front and production almost halts from shock. Will Rebecca be devastated or get to bud nipping? Let's find out together! On this wee…
01:11:27 |
Tue 10 Jul 2018
The Bachelorette: Romancipation Proclamation
The remaining guys visit the birthplace of our Nation. Will they vote to build a Walls Up or a Walls Down? Enjoy! On this week's premium bonus: we're back to stalking our neighbors on NextDoor. To he…
01:04:26 |
Tue 03 Jul 2018
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