Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 55 minutes
- Episodes
- 673
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2025
The Bachelor: Thirsting With the Stars
Pilot Pete makes out with thirty chicks in his premier episode, and Heeenah returns with thick mascara sobbing to steal his season. Enjoy! To hear the second cast breakdown episode, become a premium …
01:33:27 |
Tue 07 Jan 2020
The Bachelor Season 24 Cast Roast Part One
The Bachelor is back with Pilot Pete for season 24 and we're here with a roast of the newest crop of dodo birds. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is Part Two of our Cast Roast! To hear all of our bon…
00:51:21 |
Fri 20 Dec 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Baby You're a Firework
Tonight on the VERY DRAMATIC Bachelor in Paradise season finale, some couples find the strength to fake love for the ultimate prize of lucrative poop tea ads on Insta and one very wussy man wussies o…
00:51:09 |
Wed 18 Sep 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Pivotal Pivots
Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, Dylan and Hannah get smug and make tortillas with a bunch of random villagers and Matt the farmer learns what it's like to aim too high. Sucka! The bonus is a NextDoo…
01:09:14 |
Wed 11 Sep 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Public Demi Affection
Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, Demi has a breakdown over PDA and Caelynn chooses to pay for gas for the rest of her days. The bonus is a NextDoor episode focusing on coyote fears, drugs, and ring d…
01:05:38 |
Tue 10 Sep 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Stache Rehash
Blake proves what an unoriginal imbecile he is when he cribs an 80's rom com to win a woman he can barely stand. Also, Dean finds two hour parking on the beach and comes back to confuse the hell out …
00:56:30 |
Wed 04 Sep 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Flinstone Out!
Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, our sad sack Fred Flinstone hits the road after getting dumped again and somehow John Paul Jones wins the girl. We're as confused as you guys. This week's bonus is ab…
00:49:14 |
Wed 04 Sep 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Getting Goosed
On this very special wedding episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Krystal marries Goose, Caelynn gets dumped and then picked up and dusted off, and Clay tries really hard to convey emotions. Oh yeah, and…
01:17:13 |
Wed 28 Aug 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: J Pigeon J
John Paul Jones has a conundrum on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise: pigeon or seagull? This week's bonus episode is about the evils of marijuana and a lady who reunited with the love of her life. To h…
01:07:38 |
Tue 27 Aug 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: The Other Woman
The other woman enters paradise, so we're in for two hours of Derek trying to sob his way through his Bachelor audition. Buckle up. This week's bonus episode is about Chad and Tanner's twitter idiocy…
00:59:40 |
Wed 21 Aug 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Model Toss
A model fights, another model high kicks. Paradise is crushed, and we never even got to find out what was in the piñata! This week's bonus episode is about Chad and Tanner's twitter idiocy and Colton…
01:03:32 |
Tue 20 Aug 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Van Milder
Dean cyphers enough gas for his van to make it to tonight's Bachelor in Paradise along with a piñata protecting hot guy. Fight! This week's bonus episode is about the Blake and Caelynn social media d…
01:05:00 |
Wed 14 Aug 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Toe Karma
Blake's douchebaggery takes center stage again on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise as a rock gets revenge for the girls, and our favorite bottom model joins the cast to find scraps. This week's bonus e…
01:14:51 |
Tue 13 Aug 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Angry Tricks and Lizard Licks
Blake is caught in a pentagon on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise, but who cares? There will always be someone to make out with ya in times of need. This week's bonus episode is about rat hunters, gren…
01:06:10 |
Wed 07 Aug 2019
Bachelor in Paradise: Heart Blake, Ho? Tell!
Bachelor in Paradise opens its new season with a Blake douchebag scandal topped with a hilariously terrible rug. This week's bonus episode is about rat hunters, grenade planters and a guy who likes c…
01:12:27 |
Tue 06 Aug 2019
The Bachelorette: Bad Pedigree
Hannah's season of The Bachelorette comes to a close with tears, second chances, and a ton of snot. Thanks for being with us this season! We'll be back for Bachelor in Paradise! This week's bonus epi…
01:09:46 |
Wed 31 Jul 2019
The Bachelorette: Cheesing Hard
In the first two hours of this very special 49 hour finale of The Bachelorette, Jed gets swatted down by Hannah's dad cuz he's poor and Tyler rides a horse and cheeses hard. BUT HANNAH IS SO CONFUSED…
01:15:19 |
Tue 30 Jul 2019
The Bachelorette: Jesus Tells All
Luke takes up all of the Men Tell All to get into religious wars and use up a lot of silence saying absolutely nothing, but dammit we had fun. This week's episode is a deep dive on our most triggerin…
01:23:05 |
Tue 23 Jul 2019
The Bachelorette: Fantasy Creep
The Bachelorette celebrates fantasy suites night with lots of Bible talk and a special reading from Hebrews. And the hot guy gets the least action. WTH? This week's bonus is about sexy neighborhood a…
00:58:06 |
Tue 16 Jul 2019
The Bachelorette: Hometown Benches
It's hometown visits on The Bachelorette, which means it's time to wonder how every finalist ever has a bench in front of their parents' house. Will Hannah be able to choose one bland unemployed moro…
01:09:08 |
Tue 09 Jul 2019
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