Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 55 minutes
- Episodes
- 673
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2025
The Bachelorette: Baloney Manwich
Garret tries to get Luke kicked off this week's episode of The Bachelorette by taunting him with a time tested lunch meat. Will it work? This week's premium bonus is about Hannah being a diva, possum…
01:14:07 |
Tue 02 Jul 2019
The Bachelorette: Changing Lanes
The guys fight over how to change lanes on this week's Bachelorette and Hanna cries a lot with a runny nose in Latvia. Our premium Patreon bonus is about the Jed lying scandal. To hear all of our bon…
00:52:03 |
Tue 25 Jun 2019
The Bachelorette: Remembering Literally Five Minutes Ago
Hannah has a mini breakdown when the boys of The Bachelorette won't stop wahing at each other. Don't worry! Chris is here to save the day with a clip show! Our premium Patreon bonus is a rundown of t…
00:41:28 |
Tue 18 Jun 2019
The Bachelorette: Jock Mess
The Bachelorette takes Scottland in this very special kilt episode. Hannah spends what seems like 19 hours trying to get Luke to pretend he has feelings. Will it work? Our premium NextDoor bonus epis…
01:03:52 |
Wed 12 Jun 2019
The Bachelorette: Thugby
The Lukes get into a physical altercation at a rugby game and the guys try to get crazy face Luke P ousted. Will it work, or will Hannah's love of roid rage win out? Our premium NextDoor bonus episod…
01:11:31 |
Tue 04 Jun 2019
The Bachelorette: The Phantom Leg of the Opera
It's a very special Secret Life of Douchebags episode. Luke starts a roid rage spiral, Connor finds chicken soup in the grocery store, and Cam makes up a story about a leg, a dog, and a dead grandma.…
01:15:17 |
Tue 28 May 2019
The Bachelorette: Chicken McStalker
ABC, guys. ABC. This week's The Bachelorette features a Chicken McNugget fight and lots of speedos. Is Hannah about to make the worst decision of her life, or multiple worst decisions of her life? Ou…
01:08:02 |
Tue 21 May 2019
The Bachelorette 15: Douche Patrol
Demi and Katie show up in the first episode of Hannah's Bachelorette season to scope out this year's crop of douches from the comfort of a creepy white van. Will they find the Not Here For the Right …
01:26:13 |
Tue 14 May 2019
The Bachelorette Season 15 Cast Preview
Hannah Bama is about to take Bachelor Nation by storm, which means it's time to judge the sloppy man meat the casting directors have assembled from various frat houses and casting couches. The first …
01:11:27 |
Tue 07 May 2019
The Bachelor: It's Like Weird
Colton's season comes to an end. How many times will Cassie say "weird"? This week's bonus is about fighting in facebook groups. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com!…
00:51:33 |
Wed 13 Mar 2019
The Bachelor: Tom Bruised
Colton is rescued from the Portuguese countryside in time to dump the women he has a shot in hell with for a girl who's out of his league and will dump him before Christmas. How many Tom Cruise movie…
01:06:24 |
Tue 12 Mar 2019
The Bachelor: Women Tell All
The women take the stage to squawk a lot, claim they're drowning in tears, and wonder about Colton's mysterious disappearance into the Portuguese countryside. This week's bonus is about an older man …
01:03:32 |
Wed 06 Mar 2019
The Bachelor: Greatest Fear Suite
Colton's greatest fear comes true on Fantasy Suite week. Will his bones get jumped before the fence he escapes over? This week's bonus is about an older man trying to find a room and a dude in a groc…
00:53:44 |
Tue 05 Mar 2019
The Bachelor: Are You My Daddy?
This week on The Bachelor, Colton auditions new dads on his Hometown visits. Will he find acceptance? Will anyone throw cleats at his head? And who won't get to pop his cherry? This week's bonus is a…
01:11:09 |
Tue 26 Feb 2019
The Bachelor: The Mystery of the Wrong Reasons
Colton tries to selfie cam himself through his ongoing mystery of who's here for the wrong reasons and gets a random stamp of approval from his dad before dumping a beauty queen. This week's bonus is…
01:17:49 |
Tue 19 Feb 2019
The Bachelor: Dem's Da Breaks
Colton is presented with a mystery. Someone is not here for the right reasons, but will he kick off the right bimbos? This week's bonus is about dog yoga, Mandarin for toddlers and a wrap up of the R…
01:04:43 |
Tue 12 Feb 2019
The Bachelor: Been Kissed
The Bachelor goes to Tahiti and Colton removes the Never from Been Kissed's name. More worms are swallowed and Colton fears his worst. Nightmare. Is coming true. LITERALLY. This week's bonus is about…
01:11:18 |
Tue 05 Feb 2019
The Bachelor: Slugs
The Bachelor goes to Singapore and tries to teach the entire city the meaning of the word "WOOOOO!" The beauty queens slug it out, but Demi takes out two targets making her the slickest winner of all…
01:15:11 |
Tue 29 Jan 2019
The Bachelor: Pirate Slooty
The Bachelor takes on pirates and fitness, and the pageant girls go at it. Will Colton cry? Yes. Yes he will. This week's bonus is a serious talk about the trans hate spouting from Tamra's offspring.…
01:12:43 |
Tue 22 Jan 2019
The Bachelor: Awesometism
It's story time on The Bachelor, and the girls write like it's their first time. Then Billy Eichner stops by to terrorize Colton and a beauty pageant war brews. This week's bonus is all about rain tr…
01:08:09 |
Tue 15 Jan 2019
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