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After collaboratively looting Dr. Groves's office, the party engages in capitalism by going shopping. And then argues about capitalist labor practices. We're on-brand, y'know?

Aracyne goes hard on…

Plots and schemes brew at the brewery when the party meets late at night to catch up with each other's progress. They hatch a plan. Turns out, not everyone agrees with that plan, and one of them deci…

The legal trials are over so now the party gets back to what they do best: spying, sleeping, and freaking out about their relationships.

Grickx almost forgets something. Aracyne engages in mail ta…

It's time for Wealthy to go to court! The party has her story all figured out and the inspector's accepted it, so it should all be smooth sailing. She might not even get executed for trespassing! As …

The party boldly strides forward into Fantasy Sunday, an excellent day to plot, plan, and most importantly panic about their lives. They've got just 24 hours until Wealthy goes to court, and every se…

The party faces their greatest enemy yet: the legal system, as one of their most ridiculous actions to date catches up with them. Luckily they have an airtight story all ironed out.

Wealthy is a s…

The party makes it to the morning after a long and eventful night where the concept of a centrifuge was researched, and some other stuff happened. It was a struggle, where blood was shed and private …

It's a long night for the party as they grapple somewhat bravely with their ongoing struggles. We pick up right where we left off, with fights, nightmares, getting laid, and Gex…

Grickx examines a…

The night isn't over yet as the party moves in on Corva. Or at least one of them is making moves on her. The others are sleeping peacefully, like cowards. Though that doesn't last long!

Grickx act…

The party's stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. Paths are hiked, messages are sent, and cold is felt. Also spoiler warning for Ju…

The party finishes planning, and gets down to business. The business of a little lighthearted surveillance in the dangerous outdoors.

Vons gets out his blanket. Aracyne proposes a novel strategy f…

The party finishes recuperating from their latest misadventure, and learns some new things about everyone's favorite magic goop. Also, personal financial anxiety! Keeping it relevant over here.

We…

The party drags their injured members to the clinic to get patched up and recover. While they're there, a social kerfuffle breaks out, they take advantage of local expertise, and a member attempts pe…

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From the moment the desk walked into their lives, the party knew it was going to be trouble. But it had gorgeous hardware and a great set of legs. They couldn't resist trying to get in its drawer. So…

The party heads back down into the maintenance tunnels to search the facility nestled in the dark part of the grid, having now reached an agreement with the tentacats for permission to move through t…

The party crawls their way back out of the maintenance tunnels to try and recharge before another day of descending into the deeps. Not everything that happens in the tunnels stays in the tunnels, ho…

Hey everyone! No new episode this week. Sometimes life comes at you sideways, or at least prevents you from managing to release a podcast episode at its originally scheduled time.

We'll be back to…

The party may be safe, but with tentacats you can never be sure. Especially when they keep saying you're food. Negotiations continue as the promised supplies arrive on the scene, along with a few une…