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The party's decided to go to the ground, so now it's time for them to do everything they can to make sure it's not a one way trip. Wacky wizards, building gear from scrap, and being threatened by a s…

The party has some downtime and reviews their progress, picks at loose threads, and starts to make a good plan to do a normal chill thing that definitely isn't dangerous or scary at all. Crimes again…

It's our second Winter Solstice episode! Yay!

On the longest night of the year, the party finds that the children of the Arx aren't getting their presents. So our heroes leap into action to save t…

The Maefynwes have their confrontation about Aracyne's adventuring and certain set of skills. Everyone else has to awkwardly overhear it in the next room. And then: long late-night chats! It's like a…

Sometimes you just want to have a nice day of research and then something comes along and ruins it. Deadlines, books being checked out, erroneous citations, someone fucking up on accident… There's al…

During an apocalyptic storm the party turns to the true struggle: answering an unsolvable philosophical question being asked by a cold, calculating, terrifying patriarch. Honestly, they might rather …

The storm still rages outside and traps the party in the Maefynwe estate, a gilded cage if there ever was one. Full of treacherous snakes. Elf snakes? Snelfs?

They'll have to play it cool and keep…

The party holes up at the Maefynwe estate as the storm howls outside and the lockdown continues. They might be stuck, but there's an investigation to do and with a little ingenuity they could crack t…

Crammed into a small emergency bunker after barely escaping the storm with their lives, the party tries to figure out what to do next. Meanwhile, they search for more tolerable long-term shelter, and…

On the outside of the Arx during a howling storm, the party tries to take down an enormous bird-creature made of shadow that falls off of it like smoke as it threatens to shred the party to pieces. O…

It's time for our second annual Halloween special! We're old enough to have annual traditions now! Aaaaaaa!

Wealthy wakes up. Things go downhill from there.

Wealthy is trapped in a metal box. W…

The party risks life and limb as they try to find Grickx on the outside of the Arx during a storm. Through driving rain, harsh winds, and killer corrupted creatures, nothing will stop them from reach…

The brewery opening is derailed! Grickx fights to get himself and his patrons back inside the Arx after lockdown while the rest of the party fights to get out of the locked down Arx to go find Grickx…

Note to new listeners: Hey, if you're new this is like the start of our Season 2, if we did seasons! This or the previous episode are solid jumping off points if you don't want to binge the archive. …

Note to new listeners: Hey, if you're new this is like the start of our Season 2, if we did seasons! This or the next episode are solid jumping off points if you don't want to binge the archive. This…

We finish our time skip! The party goes and does their best to wrap up their long-term investigations as the clock runs down. Will Aracyne get her grandfather's trust? Will Vons get the brewery up an…

We start our time skip as the party levels up to 5! They figure out what they're going to do with all that copious free time when they're not training their asses off. Breweries are built (finally), …

The party heads down to the Department of Investigations with their arrested, handsome, and/or unconscious rogues and tries to get some answers. What they find out rocks them to their core.

Vons f…

Aracyne and Grickx are pinned down as they attempt to get back to the city from Dr. Groves's lab. Are the approaching people friend or foe? And, more importantly, are they attractive???

Meanwhile,…

The party investigates the whereabouts of one Professor Jenkins. They also try to recover the strange machine from Dr. Groves's lab. Shit's heavy, y'know?

Grickx blows something up. Vons gives som…