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After Aracyne's injury, the party stops to regroup, recuperate, and reconsider their plan of action. It looks like it's going to be a long night down in the maintenance tunnels.

Wealthy lives up t…

The party explores the room with the giant crystal column, searching for any more clues as to Cog's whereabouts. There's also the little matter of the disturbances in the water three stories down…

The party, having successfully saved Grickx from becoming Stabby-food, works out what to do next on their search for Cog. They press on through a dense thicket of horrible tongues to continue their q…

We rejoin our hero, Stabby the (not-technically-a-)Roper, as they try to finish the delicious meal they started last week. Will they succeed at consuming a delightful kobold treat? Perhaps sample a s…

The party's search for Cog continues as they try to find the best way down to the lower levels to keep following his trail. It's not all smooth sailing, however, like when they're interrupted by a me…

It's our Halloween special! We pause our party's dungeon delve adventure for a pleasant, quiet gathering of the party and friends at the Maefynwe estate to celebrate the Autumn harvest festival. Some…

The party fully uncovers the breadth and depth of the mystery square as they investigate further the strange place they've found themselves in. They also talk to ghosts, but who cares about that when…

As the party descends deeper into the mountain, they move away from the carefully constructed maintenance tunnels and into natural caverns riddled with OSHA violations. From holes to doors to poorly-…

The party gets ready to descend into the maintenance levels of the city to search for Cog. They get armored up, grab their gear, and head on through the bead curtain of destiny to find out what lies …

The party is drawn together by Grickx's note and heads to Otten Core, where they hatch a plan to find the missing Cog. First, though, Aracyne has some business to conclude.

Grickx hears a tale tha…

Hey everyone! We weren't able to get a normal episode out for this week due to some technical difficulties, so we decided to do something a little different. We present for your listening pleasure a …

With Cog MIA, the party rushes to do all their side quests in the little time they have to spare before a potential rescue operation. After all, if you don't unlock the ultimate weapon and armor for …

Our party is out of lockdown and everyone heads home to get some space and figure out what their next objective is. It's a thrilling tale of terrible family members, fanciful correspondence, and tryi…

We wrap up our lockdown arc with a brief episode concerning pancakes. Amazingly for this show, it's not a pancake breakfast fundraiser to repair a park or conduit or something. I'm just as confused a…

The party's evening in lockdown finally winds to a close, and everyone drifts towards bed, though not without some final shenanigans of both the criminal and heart varieties.

Grickx gives a pair o…

It's episode 4 of lockdown, so we take a breather from Feelings with a pleasant conversation about anticapitalism, big pharma, and worldly awareness. Oooh, and there's party games!

Grickx is a goo…

It's time for Lockdown episode three, and we've now hit three cliffhangers in a row for Aracyne about Wealthy. Have the stars finally aligned so Aracyne can get her answers? We'll find out!

The pa…

It's the second episode of lockdown, the alcohol's out, and things are heating up. They should probably try to get some ventilation going, because the party has zero chill.

Wealthy channels Mary W…

Arx Moltimus goes into lockdown as a storm, and The Corruption, crash against the walls. The party, meanwhile, crashes in some friend's apartments. Is anyone ready to spend this long in close quarter…

The party spends the evening drinking with friends. They try to wind down, relax, and celebrate some recent accomplishments. They succeed at exactly one of these! Emotional Chaos ensues.

Vons look…