Pathetic and Poetic
'Pathetic and Poetic' is a weekly comedy poetry podcast that steps into the sometimes artistic, sometimes insane, but never boring minds of Natalie Schaffer and Cory Sutter. Each week they decide on a new theme and write original poetry while discussing life as artists, what inspires them, and the terrifying and hilarious world of being in your twenties.Come laugh and write with them every Monday...probabaly.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 46 minutes
- Episodes
- 62
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2024
Episode 22 - Whale Tail
The 90s are back babyeee and so are we. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic! Do you like whale tails? Have you ever dated someone with your name so you never called out the wrong name in bed? Has a s…
Episode 21 - Bronze At Best
And the Gold Metal goes to....someone else, because this is Pathetic and Poetic. But everyone knows you miss 100% of the podcasts you don't listen to. So if you're reading this, then you're half way …
Episode 20 - A Chunky Pour Out for God
Do you like the word ‘Chunky?’ Welcome to Pathetic and Poetic. We are your guides to all things pathetic and some things poetic and sometimes those things overlap. Today we meet Cory and Natalie maki…
Episode 19 - Pathetic and Prose?
Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic - where we throw out that concept immediately and write prose? Prose? PROSEEE?? We’re as confused as you are. So sit back, throw away your rhyming dictionary, and …
Episode 18 - Quishe with a Shhh
The week’s hottest podcast is Pathetic and Poetic. Located on Spotify and maybe other places, this podcast has everything! Broken water bottles and broken hearts. Talking about things that we don’t t…
Episode 17 - Poetry Bullies
Is Spring here? Probably not, but Pathetic and Poetic sure is. So open your windows wide and wrap yourself in three layers of clothing and nondiegetic sounds. This week, we find our pathetic poets di…
Episode 16 - Put Your Teeth Away
Do you like bits? Voices? Accents from all over the world done incredibly poorly and incredibly confidently? Well get ready, cause you’ve never heard Pathetic and Poetic like this! Due to late night …
Episode 15 - The Golden Dagger
Welcome to the 15th Episode of Pathetic and Poetic ever! Cory starts off real pathetic talking about anxiety and depression symptoms and it only goes downhill from there. Nat and Cory talk about audi…
Episode 14 - I Bet George Washington Had Shoes
Can you roll a ‘poetic’ check for me, because you’re back in the one shot of Pathetic and Poetic and you know it's always a natural 20 here baybeee. On today’s episode, Natalie struggles with toy tru…
Episode 13 - A Granny Panty Version of a Bra
Blood relatives, maybe skip this one. Everyone else, crack open a drink and drop your top because this is Pathetic and Poetic. Natalie and Cory start with a sexy beer and delve into their weeks surro…
Episode 12 - But I Only Have One Leg
Hi, we’re Natalie and we’re Cory and we’re the podcast that desperately wants you to listen but doesn’t want to be that pushy about it, Pathetic and Poetic! Today, Nat and Cory cover the full spectru…
Episode 11 - Puke-can
Full TW for body grossness on this one, but ya knew it could happen because this is Pathetic (always) and Poetic (sometimes). Cory has just returned from a week long trip to Panama, which brain-blast…
Episode 10 - Give Me Your Gas
Break out the sparklers and hold on to your guts, ‘cause this is P&P’s 10th Episode! We meet our two friends discussing how to develop your own style, trusting your ‘you,’ and Lady Gaga as an acting …
Episode 9 - Musicals and Memorials
Trigger Warning for Perfect Pitch Musical Numbers and Disagreement Over Spider Murders, because this is Pathetic and Poetic. This episode, we check in on our hosts discussing their weak and feeble im…
Episode 8 - Draggin Bagels
Both P&Ps are down for the count as Natalie is injured and Cory is ill. Between sniffs and winces, they discuss dream break ups, the true way to apologize, plane problems, and manifesting your own id…
Episode 7 - Time Warp
Singing songs, goofy laughs, and bits on bits! Is this unusual? Nope! Because it's Pathetic and Poetic. On this week’s episode, Natalie and Cory talk about Nat’s new job, the trouble of being forced …
Episode 6 - The Dark Side of Rejection Mountain
How many times can two good friends re-introduce themselves to each other? The answer may NOT surprise you, because this is Pathetic and Poetic. Natalie and Cory start with a gorgeous song about sque…
Episode 5 - Capital Yikes
Drop your socks and pop on your smocks, Natalie and Cory are suddenly experts in art and culture. Are they really? Maybe. They chat about their different artsy weekends, being manic-pixie-dream-thems…
Episode 4 - Fitness Experts
Starting with a bang, Natalie injures herself and Cory laughs maniacally. These incredibly fit fitness experts talk about fitness, dedicating to a manageable goal, understanding failure, and dolphins…
Episode 3 - Flesh Vessel or Meat Cage
On this super chill episode of Pathetic and Poetic, Natalie and Cory chat about gross mouth sounds, wedding dancing, and two spot-on Sam Elliot impressions. This week they write and read super chill …