Pathetic and Poetic
'Pathetic and Poetic' is a weekly comedy poetry podcast that steps into the sometimes artistic, sometimes insane, but never boring minds of Natalie Schaffer and Cory Sutter. Each week they decide on a new theme and write original poetry while discussing life as artists, what inspires them, and the terrifying and hilarious world of being in your twenties.Come laugh and write with them every Monday...probabaly.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 46 minutes
- Episodes
- 62
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2024
Episode 62 - I Have a Fat Neck
Pack your bags! Why? Because Natalie is! THATS WHY! This is Pathetic and Poetic and we’re going an a journey filled with travel, togetherness, eviction, and spite! This week, Cory and Natalie write s…
Episode 61 - Minutia Minuscha
Come here poetic bubalas. Gather round your pathetic grand-poets as well tell you the tails of getting paid in pennies and the difference between a sperm whale and a beluga. This week, Natalie and Co…
Episode 60 - Batman & Robin & Emo Boy
Holy emotions, Batman! It’s time for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. POW! Right in the podcast!
This week, The Notorious Natalie and her grammar fighting partner, CoryAnder fight off iguanas, …
Episode 59 - Tepid Jalapeño Poppers
Why won’t anyone date us? Seriously, why won’t they. Please tell us why? We need to know. WE NEED TO KNOW. Will you date us? This is Pathetic and Poetic, where we always open the door for you and nev…
Episode 58 - HelloImDyingGoodnight
So, makeup doesn't expire and women aren't funny. And please join us for more blatant lies on another episode of PATHETIC AND POETIC! On this episode, Nat and Cory write poems about “the funniest sto…
Episode 57 - Experimental Helmet Baby
Hello everybody and welcome back to Season 3 of Pathetic and Poetic. I am bio copywriter Cory and I just want to say hi. I don’t know if you all are reading this but I like writing them. If you are r…
Episode 56 - BDSM BNB
WELCOME BACK to SEASON 3 of P&P!!!! Nat and Cory are so happy to be back writing, laughing, and talking about utter nonsense. This week Natalie learns the unsettling truth about Cory’s past as a medi…
Episode 55 - Frit-TA-TA
Welcome to the end of Season 2 of Pathetic and Poetic. We might be taking a break, but that doesn't mean we still don't have fun. Natalie and Cory talk about Scottish accents, nonsense things moms sa…
Episode 54 - Sorry, It's the Chimichangas
Welcome back to papapapaPATHETIC and popopoooETIC. The only chaos poetry podcast, because why would you need more than one? Get ready to hear about middle school projects, really bad phone contact na…
Episode 53 - I'm Too Pathetic For You
Why won’t you date us?? Ohh you will? You do!!?! Tonight? I think I’m free. I just need to listen to the newest episode of Pathetic and Poetic first!!
This week on PnP, Cory and Nat talk about dating …
Episode 52 - How a Wookie Cries
Have you been practicing your best evil villain laugh? Well, you should start because WE HAVE! Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory sit down and talk about improvisation, jaw tension, dr…
Episode 51 - 'Chunk' is my 'Moist'
Natalie is in mourning over a truly awful taco based loss so her audio is a little vague. Please stand with her in her time of ground beef need.
And with that - Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic, t…
Episode 50 - I'm Wunderbar! feat. Neil Hilborn
Everyone ready to pee into the wind and pee their pants?!? On the 50th Episode of Pathetic and Poetic, Natalie and Cory are joined by the incredible Neil Hilborn! Nat and Cory talk about fifty episod…
Episode 49 - Sleep No More No More
Cover your eyes and shut your mouth, because this is a SPOOOKY episode of Pathetic and Poetic. After long long long last, Cory and Natalie go see Sleep No More in New York City! They talk about their…
Episode 48 - Off Print Episode
Ever wanted to be haunted by a polite ghost? What type of formal attire would your ‘business brain’ wear to work? Is double ply toilet paper really worth the hype? What if Stella never got her groove…
Episode 47 - That was FYREEEE
This week, on the Pathetic and the Poetic, Cory has a controversial opinion about the Barbie movie, Natalie has a controversial opinion about Marvel, we discover that Anthony’s new girlfriend is actu…
Episode 46 - There Are Worse Ways to Die in Time Square
Happy New Year's PnPeople! Let's start off 2024 with the flu! Nat and Cory chat about seasons change sniffles as well as seasonal affective disorder, adorable snotty children, and hilarious pharmacy …
Episode 45 - Why Are You Trying to Fight on Christmas?
Sometimes that's just how the cookie crumbles, or slowly pulls apart. But however your cookies disintegrate, we still love you. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic. Here’s another gooey plate of deli…
Episode 44 - I Am Your Sleep Paralysis Demon
Who’s down for a little hibernation with a side of sleep paralysis? Grab a blanket, do a quick body scan and settle in for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory, your guided hibernatio…
Episode 43 - Green with Shell-ousy
Are you ready? Are you really ready? How ready do you feel? Because we’re ready to give you a brand new episode of Pathetic and Poetic, starring everyone’s favorite weekly comedy poetry podcast duo -…