Pathetic and Poetic
'Pathetic and Poetic' is a weekly comedy poetry podcast that steps into the sometimes artistic, sometimes insane, but never boring minds of Natalie Schaffer and Cory Sutter. Each week they decide on a new theme and write original poetry while discussing life as artists, what inspires them, and the terrifying and hilarious world of being in your twenties.Come laugh and write with them every Monday...probabaly.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 46 minutes
- Episodes
- 62
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2024
Episode 42 - Is Coffee Cup Also Toilet?
Good morning sleepy babies! Clasp some warm porcelain cause it’s time for an early morning recording of Pathetic and Poetic, starring Natalie - the ever vigilant ‘Litter Looker’ and the clickity clac…
Episode 41 - A Similar Butt Situation
Cory is under construction and Natalie is in a closet. Welcome back to the chaos you know and love! This is Pathetic and Poetic, where dignity takes a back seat. We talk questionable southwestern fas…
Episode 40 - Do I Have Dyslexia But With Shapes?
Why aren't Polly Pocket’s clothes edible? Is there really a difference between a circle and a square? Are ravioli’s mini quesadillas? All of these nonsense questions and more will be…probably not ac…
Episode 39 - The Dulcet Sounds of that Raging B!tch
Get ready to slap the bag and laugh with your whole mouth, it’s Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory insult billions of fans by showing their indifference to K-Pop, talk about closing shows, and Cory’s …
Episode 38 - Depresso Nerdy Ghost Week
If you’re not in a constant back and forth of spiraling life crisis and warm affectionate affirmations, then you’re not listening to Pathetic and Poetic. That’s some other show. So leave them a like …
Episode 37 - Hephaestus's Mistress
Place all of your emotion and intention into this card pull. OoooohhHH you pulled, the One of Pathetics and the One of Poetics. I see a new season of P&P in your future. Welcome back everyone! Our un…
Episode 36 - Truthful, Unselfish and Totally Doable
Do you want to be a real poet? Well, you'll need to prove that you're truthful, unselfish and too pathetic to function. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic for another week of heated rants about Pino…
Episode 35 - LeWd nUdE
Will Cory's ever not be sick? Will Natalie ever settle in one state? Find out this week on a brand new episode of Pathetic and Poetic! This week, we dive into Cory's sinus and Natalies suit case as t…
Episode 34 - The Battle of the Mustaches
We decided that were changing our mission and podcast to focus exclusively on Sam Elliot Impressions so buckle up for another whirlwind episode of Pathetic and Poetic. This week, we catch up with Nat…
Episode 33 - The Boy and the Trumpet Goose
Episode 32 - Shitty Teeders
Chaos, Introspection, and 4 collective hours of sleep. These ingredients mix together to bring you Pathetic and Poetic! This week Nat and Cory just right into the insanity with stories on over stimul…
Episode 31 - I'm Your Nemesis
IT IS I….PATHETIC AND POETIC!! And welcome back to another dramatic villain monologue by two people who can barely remember their squeaky chairs. We’re Natalie and Cory and this week on P&P, we chat …
Episode 30 - OhHh NooOOo
Do you every say something too close to home that you can't help but laugh and then die a little on the inside? Well WE DO! All the time! And this is Pathetic and Poetic, starring Natalie and Cory. C…
Episode 29 - The Weevils, The Ruffles, The Toilet, and Me
Everyone has had a gross roommate and if you haven’t….Thats okay! Pathetic and Poetic has all of the stories so you can live vicariously through us. Nat and Cory swap horror stories about bugs, about…
Episode 28 - Gwuoden Fwee
Are you gluten free? Are you lactose intolerant? I guess you should skip this one because Natalie and Cory talk about nothing but breads and cheese on this episode of Pathetic and Poetic. These two …
Episode 27 - Red Yellow Yellow Leather - feat. Greg Torbeck
Anyone want a ‘poetry hug?’ And none of that ass out-leave room for the lord stuff! Pathetic and Poetic always does poetry hugs until ya head pops off. So get ready! This week Nat and Cory welcome th…
Episode 26 - DELIVER DELIVER
Knock Knock. Who’s there? A DELIVERy! From Who? Why, it’s Natalie and Cory of course and we’re here with another offering of Pathetic and Poetic for ya. Please sign here. This package has everything …
Episode 25 - Quarter Podcast Crisis
What are you laughing at? Must be Pathetic and Poetic. And by ‘at,’ I mean ‘with.’ Because you’re obviously laughing ‘with’ us and not ‘at’ us…. Obviously. Natalie and Cory catch up on their busy and…
Episode 24 - Pursued by Bear
Episode 23 - Aller-Jesus
Podcast be with you - and also with you, this is Pathetic and Poetic. We're the only podcast to take the lords name in vain, but don't get snotty. If you've got tissue with us, then just give a flu o…