No Return
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
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- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 28 minutes
- Episodes
- 107
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
11: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Setting Shadow
We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!
Drakon: Dontae Majors
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Irht…
10: Wide-End: I Shall Deliberate...
It. Gets. Real.
The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans
Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood
Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mai…
9: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Setting Sun
We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!
Drakon: Dontae Majors
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Irht…
Bonus Content: The Parable of Elra and the Whispering Willow
Why did Semion keep calling The Domina, 'Elra'?
Is it because my Dad doesn't know how to pronounce the 'Y' in Elyra?
No! It references an ancient Halfling Fable from long before the Fall.…
8: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Setting Stage
We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!
Drakon: Dontae Majors
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Irht…
7: Wide-End: Someone In This Family Needs To Dare!
Brucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved.
Brucco- Christian Maclean-Mair
Ysenda -Gemma Maclean-Mair
Chura/Elyra …
6: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Severance
This is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!
We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!
Drakon: Dontae M…
5: Wide-End: Swimming in the Endless Sea.
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Anzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures…
4: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Struggle
This is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!
We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!
Drakon: Dontae M…
3: Wide-End: Let's See What All The Fuss Is About, Shall We?
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Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to …
2: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Strife
This is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!
We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!
Drakon: Dontae M…
1: Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures
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The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chape…
Wide-End: Primer
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part 2
Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which …
The St3g: 9art Two.
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Jiloat and Scurlott relive their return to Emedu and th…
5: The Orillian Reg1ment: An All Singing, All Dancing One.
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Gav and Mal finally get the prisoner back to Colonel Wi…
4: The Orillian Reg1ment: You’re Military? You Sound Military.
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Mal and Gav find themselves in a spot of bother in The …
Bonus Content: The Soldier, The Skinner And The Weasel
What was all that nonsense about a weasel!? Here is the story .
Content Warning ⚠️:
- Foul language
- Mild Peril
3: The Orillian Reg1ment: The Weasel Bit It!
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The boys find themselves in trouble as they try to navi…
2: The Orillian Reg1ment: It’s a Ship…Not a Boat.
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Sergeant Major Dagrun and Contuburnium One receive thei…