No Return
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
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- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 28 minutes
- Episodes
- 107
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
1: Anderkant: I Can't Do This.
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Journey into the deepest depths of the Darklands.
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The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Five.
The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.
Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which …
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Sorry guys... the LUDEN is still malfunctioning!
Constable Lucca- Krissi Williams
Constable D'Brie - Maddie Williams
Matthias Alaric/Rayan - Kier Zhou
Lt Lars Xu - Blake White
Selwyn Janic…
4: Mageslayers: Who Sh*t In Your Büno?!
Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.
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3: Mageslayers: It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy!
The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!
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2: Mageslayers: Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness
The story continues!
Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
C…
1: Mageslayers: This Time, It's Me!
This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!
This strange and mysterious realm…
Mageslayers!
"Anderkant doesn't make sense and it's boring!"
So have a trailer for a new comedy series set in the No Return Universe.
The Lore of No Return!
Hey all!
I am not going to clog up the No Return feed with all this crazy worldbuilding, but for those who are interested:
The Lore of No Return will have it's own feed where I nerd out i…
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These bloody LUDENs! This one is on the fritz...but wait... is that Lars and The Dockmaster?!
Introductory Speaker: Stuart Bullock
Captian Luobo: James Hart
Lieutenant Lars Xu: Blake White
…
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Four.
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4: The Ansa Enclave: It Appears We Are Being Watched.
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As Tal and Helga argue something or someone approaches …
3: The Ansa Enclave: Everything is Good, If You Stay with Me.
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The party rest and chat after days of sleepless searching, little do they know …
2: The Ansa Enclave: Into the Wildland.
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Tal, Helga, Saryn and Ayelen enter the Wildlands against the advice of the Town…
1: The Ansa Enclave: Lorrin and The Kerret.
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Young Lorrin returns home after being missing in the Wilds and is being tight-l…
The Ansa Enclave: Primer
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Three.
Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which …
The St3g: 9art Thr33.
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Content warnings:
Violence,
Death,
Discrimination,
Crimi…
Finale: Wide-End: Less Than An Animal!
Part one concludes.
The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans
Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood
Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean…