Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 87 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Dopamine ROI
Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete …
01:37:08 |
Wed 03 May 2023
Nice In Real Life (w/ Matt Rife)
Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife!Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Matt Rife (16:52)Getting wifed up (22:50) Too many people are offended (30:48)…
02:01:50 |
Wed 26 Apr 2023
Schleppin’ Jewelry (w/ Leanne Morgan)
Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan: - Some comedians should probably just quit- You can still play basketball when your pregnant- Carpet Fiber salesmen aren't the best crowd- Mor…
01:59:51 |
Tue 18 Apr 2023
It's A Prank
Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net PositiveTopics Include:Intro (0:00)Nascar easter service (3:44)The Power Team (14:07)Hasbulla revisited (24:55)YouTuber captured by Taliban (33:3…
01:36:24 |
Wed 12 Apr 2023
Mindless Activity
Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alabaster, Alabama, for the helicopter easter egg hun…
01:29:58 |
Wed 05 Apr 2023
My Bizzle
It is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some more light-hearted topics, such as everyone's fa…
01:38:47 |
Wed 29 Mar 2023
The Spirit of Tebow (w/ Eric Decker)
Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you like Diet Coke and binge-watching Netflix doesn't…
01:35:23 |
Wed 22 Mar 2023
Spare Tire Pump
The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night? Can you share an ice cream cone with someone?To…
01:27:47 |
Wed 15 Mar 2023
Getting Your Tires Pumped
We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him.Intro (0:00)Carrie Underwood is our olive branch (7:12)Dixie Chicks Killed Ear…
01:33:05 |
Wed 08 Mar 2023
This Isn't Your Group Chat (w/ Jared Mullins)
Jared Mullins is a triple threat, and that's a guarantee. We aren't quite sure what the third piece is, but he definitely has it. Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Jared is deaf (9:58)The bonfire guitar gu…
01:24:53 |
Wed 01 Mar 2023
The Spirit Never Sleeps
I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommendation. Now back to the real show...Topics Includ…
01:29:27 |
Wed 22 Feb 2023
Do What You Want When You're Pregnant
Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat.Intro (0:00)Cauliflower sandwich (7:45)Guys need something to do (11:50)Super…
01:28:45 |
Wed 15 Feb 2023
Judas Left Money On The Table? (w/Caleb Elliott)
Judas definitely didn't execute that business deal correctly. Too bad he didn't have Mr. Beast or TD Jakes to help him out.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Mr. Beast (23:33)The Lords Advocate (33:24)Judas…
01:52:45 |
Wed 08 Feb 2023
My Own Prison (w/ Scott Stapp of Creed)
We've got a guest on the show today, and it's someone's voice we have literally all heard, and if you say otherwise you are a liar. He made a record deal with the Lord, and was almost in a band with …
01:34:16 |
Wed 01 Feb 2023
Check The Scoreboard
There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress.Intro (0:00)Broadway stack's (3:47)Situational coffee (12:40)Unmuting People (27:…
01:33:58 |
Wed 25 Jan 2023
One Gun, Please
John buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving.Intro (0:00)John buys a gun (10:15)Biggest fear: Loitering (33:36)John's "too soon" video (41:08)The News (…
01:30:08 |
Wed 18 Jan 2023
Popping Bottles w/ Jemima June
We weren't sure if this could be done, but it's a double-barrelled episode.Intro (0:00)Growing Up In Amish Communities (8:50)How To Work Hard (29:39)Working at Whiskey Row (48:02)Tipping Fatigue (1:0…
01:48:18 |
Wed 11 Jan 2023
Easy To Get Saved
We are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to have it figured out.Intro (0:00)Southwest (2:40)W…
01:35:47 |
Wed 04 Jan 2023
Not A Best Of Episode
This NOT a "best of episode" like everyone else. John and Alex have all the "rizz" heading into the new year.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's Fir…
01:54:16 |
Wed 28 Dec 2022
Giving Joy
Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)Baby, It’s Cold Outside Breakdown (27:34)Protestor Of the Week (1:01…
01:23:06 |
Wed 21 Dec 2022
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