Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 87 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
No Hats in Church (w/ Steve Fee)
It's time for your buzzcut.Intro (0:00Adele (2:52)John & Steve’s New Song (6:38)Church Protestors (42:03)BTS Update (1:22:43)Email Fact Checks (1:28:09)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): …
02:05:04 |
Thu 15 Dec 2022
Concrete Feet (w/ Nathan Finochio)
In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Too Far? (3:25)Cancel Culture (22:30)Protests of the week (39:08)What you're not prea…
01:37:44 |
Thu 08 Dec 2022
Flying Drummer Boys (w/ Shama)
Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Metaverse Church (25:…
01:49:09 |
Thu 01 Dec 2022
Do I Sit Here?
We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you have 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from Black Hawk Down to rescue you... -----WATCH 'What Are W…
01:30:53 |
Wed 23 Nov 2022
All Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury)
Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask.Intro (0:00)Cory Asbury…
01:35:35 |
Thu 17 Nov 2022
People Are Gonna People
John is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)David and Bathsheba (6:43)John’s Girlfriend Defends Pet Rats (13:00)SNL – Big Dumb Hat…
01:31:38 |
Wed 09 Nov 2022
Mid-Game Adjustment
John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)John is high on life (1:07)Halloween (14:48)Protestors (24:30)Kanye West & Elon Musk (46:20)Chick-fil a (1:09:0…
01:21:33 |
Thu 03 Nov 2022
Bulletproof Boy Scouts
You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John gets serious (10:4…
01:39:32 |
Wed 26 Oct 2022
Rock, Scissor, Cutters
The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Delete That book launch (6:50)Keep going down (10:20)Scene friends (16:06)Protesto…
01:21:23 |
Thu 20 Oct 2022
I'm Receiving Votes
Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Video from co-host Alex (3:30)Qualities you need to protest (11:45)Most annoying things o…
01:21:51 |
Thu 13 Oct 2022
Kit Kat Money (w/ Derrick Stroup)
On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's...Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Chili's (3:50)John…
00:57:09 |
Thu 06 Oct 2022
Rihanna's House
John's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of day!Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Nascar blunder (3:3…
01:18:12 |
Wed 28 Sep 2022
Choke-fil-A
John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat?TOPICS:Intro (00:00)John DM's Kevin James (4:37)…
01:17:05 |
Thu 22 Sep 2022
Moms vs Mermaids
There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second, Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus. Intro (00:00)The human body go…
01:18:01 |
Thu 15 Sep 2022
Alabama Mustang
We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Cowboy boots - (3:05) John buys a Mustang - (12:23)Florida Georgia Line …
01:24:57 |
Thu 08 Sep 2022
Men In Black 5 (w/ Derrick Stroup)
This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs.Topics include:Intro (0…
01:09:10 |
Thu 01 Sep 2022
It Must Be Mocked
If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Where are jerseys acceptable?- John's DM drama- Reacting to Rogan- Mini Library upda…
01:33:44 |
Thu 25 Aug 2022
Don't Forget To Wave
THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Dating for content (3:50)- John goes into bit mode (14:58)- The importance of the wave (19:5…
01:30:31 |
Thu 18 Aug 2022
Left On Read
John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go. Topics include:- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)- John's British Accent (27:33)- MLS Soccer (30:57)- Will Smith…
01:34:47 |
Thu 11 Aug 2022
No Cap (w/ Josh Black)
Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.Topics: - John's "support" at Josh's show (3:20)- John gets a lesson on slang (25:44)- Joshua…
01:21:01 |
Thu 04 Aug 2022
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