Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 87 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
You Die Twice
It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.Intro (0:00)Are we doing content? (4:45)Tracy Chapman (18:10)Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44)OnlyFans…
01:26:45 |
Wed 07 Feb 2024
Hóse Water
John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John pu…
01:39:13 |
Wed 31 Jan 2024
Lemon for a Dollar
It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Can't read (4:46…
01:31:48 |
Wed 24 Jan 2024
Bigger Than Me (w/ Sage Steele)
A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationshi…
02:01:46 |
Wed 17 Jan 2024
Golfing at Night (w/ Bruce Bruce)
Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfin…
01:29:28 |
Tue 09 Jan 2024
Leggies (w/ Dave Barnes)
If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Dave Barnes (8:25)Being a comic (16…
01:37:36 |
Wed 03 Jan 2024
Keep Crist in Christmas
It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star…
01:24:14 |
Wed 27 Dec 2023
Bigfoot Is A Gateway Drug (w/ Blurry Creatures)
If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist W…
01:53:49 |
Wed 20 Dec 2023
Solomon’s Hype House
It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)The truth about celebrity photo…
01:07:05 |
Wed 13 Dec 2023
Who’s Got My Clubs?
We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 …
01:39:25 |
Wed 06 Dec 2023
I Got Hacked
Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.Topics In…
01:31:17 |
Wed 29 Nov 2023
Airport Traffic Cone (w/ ERNEST)
The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Than…
01:37:23 |
Wed 22 Nov 2023
Blame The Market
John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qual…
01:33:54 |
Wed 15 Nov 2023
Pick It Up & Preach
If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy befo…
01:28:03 |
Wed 08 Nov 2023
Shut Up, Liz
John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's …
01:28:54 |
Wed 01 Nov 2023
Too Hott To Die (w/ Savannah Chrisley)
This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who …
01:20:34 |
Wed 25 Oct 2023
Don't Check Your Candy
This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pumpkin patch (9:40)Valet drama (26:17)Shoe bomber (36:00)Real Estate agen…
01:45:47 |
Wed 18 Oct 2023
Turn On The Lights
John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED a…
01:40:15 |
Wed 11 Oct 2023
Self-Aware Swifties
John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pride parade (8:10)Taylor Swift (23:0…
01:38:57 |
Wed 04 Oct 2023
Whose Podcast Is This? (w/ Trey Kennedy)
Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas City native weigh in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelc…
01:44:19 |
Wed 27 Sep 2023
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