Starting 1st January 2025, and every day after, join Mungo at Dan’s chaotic café as they serve up a fresh slice of datepie!
Packed with absurd national holidays, rich layers of historical drama, and a zesty sprinkle of deathdays—all tied to the day’s date—it’s a feast of irrelevance that truly has something for no one.
The play was nearly over — then the roof caught fire. Today, flames meet fiction, and the stage forgets where the story ends.
Iron on his head, fire in his chest, and the law on his heels. Today, a folk hero or a killer — depending on who’s holding the pen.
Eyes down, secrets up. Today, numbers whisper, luck turns, and someone shouts in a way that changes everything.
Twelve said no. One said maybe. Today, we open a manuscript that almost stayed shut — and the quiet desk that changed everything.
A tart with a missing layer, sailors with too many secrets, and a hashtag that shouldn't exist — today’s story is sweet, salty, and sharply uncomfortable.
He saw empires fall, trends fade, and centuries turn. Today, we meet a creature who moved slowly — but outlived almost everything else.
33 innings. 8 hours. No end in sight. Today, time bent, bats cracked, and nobody remembered why they started — only that they couldn’t stop.
A dog on a moor. A politician in the spotlight. And a secret that refused to stay buried. Today, the trail leads somewhere very British — and very suspicious.
The longest day brings long shadows. Horned ships, ancient fires, suspicious sunlight — and a giraffe that really shouldn’t be here.
Barbed wire, freezing winds, and a plan that should never have worked. Today, someone ran toward the impossible — and made history hold its breath.
Every word, every twist, every unsettling pause — not ours. Today, we handed the mic to the machine. What could possibly go wrong?
Dark suits, darker waters, and a bridge that remembers more than it should. In this episode, tangled strings lead to silent vaults, Vatican shadows, and a banker who didn’t walk away.
A sharp turn in French affairs. Crowds gather, drums roll, and history loses its head. Dan and Mungo peer through the veil—just before it drops.
An ambitious fur empire. A boar too bold for containment. And the kind of disaster that echoes through boardrooms and backwoods alike. Dan and Mungo follow the hoofprints.
Ties, tools, and troubling truths. This Father's Day, Dan and Mungo unwrap more than socks—and what they find might just raise a few eyebrows.
A gunner with a past. A rollercoaster that didn’t finish the ride. Candles blown out in questionable company. And quiet tremors under the European table. Dan and Mungo connect the dots that maybe sho…
A man. A curse. A hiccup heard across time. And what really *is* it about Fridays… especially the thirteenth one? Dan and Mungo go deeper than they should.
A voice rises, then is silenced. Shadows gather where truth once stood. The echoes are louder than ever—this is Datepie.
In the undergrowth, something growls. Across the marsh, something glides. Claws, cushions, and chaos—welcome back to Datepie.
A chilled glass sweats in the heat. Overhead, something falls from grace. Refreshment meets madness—only on Datepie.