Starting 1st January 2025, and every day after, join Mungo at Dan’s chaotic café as they serve up a fresh slice of datepie!
Packed with absurd national holidays, rich layers of historical drama, and a zesty sprinkle of deathdays—all tied to the day’s date—it’s a feast of irrelevance that truly has something for no one.
Words like bullets, love like war. Today, the poet shouts at the future — and it almost listens.
Ancient fish, forbidden feasts, and a prisoner who wouldn’t break. Today, luxury meets legacy — and patience changes the world.
Faces without voices, hearts without beats. Today, we speak in symbols — and somehow, everyone still argues.
A coin drops, a countdown starts. Today, the curb stops being free — and time gets a price tag.
Gold chains, bold prints, and a doorstep that shouldn’t be famous. Today, fashion meets fate — and Miami goes silent.
Fins cut the surface, myths circle below. Today, fear gets a theme song — and the ocean rolls its eyes.
Heavy, ancient, and sometimes sparkly. Today, the ground tells jokes older than empires — and none of them are sedimentary.
Sixth in line, first to survive. Today, the queen reads, writes, and quietly outlives the storm.
Too many people, too few thrones. Today, the numbers climb, the crown wobbles, and spiders teach kings how to wait.
A ship sunk for speaking too loudly. A man lost in waves of cruelty. Today, the water remembers what others tried to forget.
One vanished in the wash, the others launched into orbit. Today, we salute missing socks, distant stars, and the strange ways space gave us better toasters.
Bars, scams, and a showdown on a dock. Today, the smoothest con man in the West runs out of luck — and soap.
Stars align, lovers reach, and the sky tells a story once a year. Today, threads of fate stretch across galaxies — but only for one night.
One reshaped warfare, the other reshaped headlines. Today, we dive into noise, legacy, and the chaos that follows when fire meets fire.
Two triangles, one scandal. Today, fabric shrinks, eyebrows rise, and the beach is never the same again.
No emperor, no crown — just a chef, a scramble, and a salad that shouldn’t have worked. Today, something simple becomes legendary.
Hooves thunder, letters fly, and time races the frontier. Today, speed had a saddle — and the mail came with danger.
A ship with a secret, a scandal that crossed oceans, and pop stars with more in common than you'd think. Today, the masks slip — and the beat goes on.
A pocket-sized rebellion. Today, the world goes quiet — except for the music in your ears.
A voice reclaimed, a past rewritten. Today, old songs return with new power — and nothing hits the same.