Starting 1st January 2025, and every day after, join Mungo at Dan’s chaotic café as they serve up a fresh slice of datepie!
Packed with absurd national holidays, rich layers of historical drama, and a zesty sprinkle of deathdays—all tied to the day’s date—it’s a feast of irrelevance that truly has something for no one.
A crown without a throne, decrees on borrowed paper, and an empire built on belief alone.
Silk and fire against the night, borders crossed above barbed wire, and freedom rising with the dawn.
A vanished author, a trail of clues, and mysteries that linger longer than their solutions.
A familiar voice reappears, engines idle for miles, and patience stretches further than the road itself.
Sweetness soured by words, pages shadowed by prejudice, and strange lights flickering over distant skies.
Goals piled high, nets trembling, and the roar of the crowd weaving through stranger headlines of the day.
Towers fall, shadows stretch, and the hand that points abroad is not always clean.
Questions asked, answers echoed, and a single sound that changed the game forever.
Sirens in the distance, uniforms in the spotlight, and quiet heroes counted louder than words.
Songs that sailed across oceans, a voice that shook the stage, and a name echoing louder than applause.
Red carpets rolled backwards, golden screens dimmed, and a sour taste of cinema’s sweetest failures.
Books in disguise, a day in costume, and a farewell repeated — the past turns its pages again.
A vision on horseback, a name carried in whispers, and a warrior who turned the tide—today’s Datepie rides with Curly.
A wild heart, a fearless leap, and a legacy that still wrestles with the world—today’s Datepie remembers the Crocodile Hunter.
Engines roar, flags fall, and three men with the same initial carve their names into the dawn of speed—today’s Datepie takes the first lap into legend.
A beachside blast, a man up to no good, and chaos that smells worse than it sounds—today’s Datepie isn’t afraid to get messy.
A city under siege, an emperor at the gates, and one woman’s unthinkable choice—today’s Datepie dips into the shadows of sacrifice and defiance.
Whispers of royalty, a man with only his hands, and a crime half a world away—today’s Datepie serves up legends, lunacy, and larceny in equal measure.
A stumble that became a dance, a coil that refused to sit still, and a toy that tumbled its way into history
A wheel on the waves, a dream that keeps rolling, and the ocean that never promised to play along.