CORN DOWN Prank Calls
Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Episodes
- 288
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
The CORNDOWN pt 147: with Alex Horne as Little Alex Horne
Shave off eyebrows. Move the honda. Two wrappers. also featuring a new dog, a bad decisions bug, a less comfortable bed, and the best place to hurt myself
The CORNDOWN pt 146: with Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo
ok keep calm. I’m going to try to match the tone i was using when I wrote these descriptions. But i messed up. i never uploaded this one to patreon, or anywhere else other than mixlr.com/dragonmere/r…
PRANKSGIVING ’22 (just my calls mostly)
This show is mostly about competitor coupons, a little bit about elevators. There was no corndown last week on account of my daughter, so here’s just my calls from my show of pranksgiving. the entire…
The CORNDOWN pt 145: with John Paragon as Jambi the Genie
Dental legal advice, Gwen Stefani, weed smells, employee lunches, noodle legs, ham & turkey discount, cash payment, triscuit materials, noodle legs, jason and scott. Sorry for being brief, I’m gettin…
The CORNDOWN pt 144: with Leon Anthony Gallagher Jr. as Gallagher
Veterans Day. It was veterans day. 99% of the calls are veterans day themed, obviously. Highlights include Veteran Placement, Veteran Leaves, Veteran Sectional Sofas, and we also dive into such topic…
The CORNDOWN pt 143: with Thomas Lennon as Lou Skywalker
WARNING: SHOW MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING
Home security, car washing threats, bike racks, catching feelings, voter intimidation, sexual harassment dear, how to vote, kicking out non-voters because our …
The CORNDOWN pt 142: with Terry O’Quinn as John Locke
VS the bed, what the bed wants, more eating spaghetti, Jimmyjohn’s sells subway subs now?, when I go I go, ALMOST bit, Tamper Candy, Accidental haircut, & Halloween calls; The rules, TP’d, Egg’d, roo…
The CORNDOWN pt 141: with Patrick Fraley as Marshall BraveStarr
Paranoia, TikTok Challenges (perry punch and firedodgeball), Billing Plans, Menu turning, denying service to my girlfriend, nice talker, one where i forget the premise for like five minutes then reme…
The CORNDOWN pt 140: with a hand as Mae Young’s Son
this show contains at least; Fridge heater, late goodbye, help saying goodbye (based on race??), Google Barrel, glass in my wings, glass in my hotsauce, which pockets, waiting for glass to be good, l…
The CORNDOWN pt 139: with Sean Squire as Chuck Mosley
No time for q&a session Ive got shit to do before the show tonight. this audio file contains; Same Pants, No undershirt, Tamper Candy, more Pants, Let it Slide-or-Counting on You-or-Free Tide, even m…
The CORNDOWN pt 138: with Chad Allen as Tommy Westphall
oh. this was a good show. I had no memory of it. but i enjoyed taking the notes: Squirrel edibles, Employee Fight, Hotel Spaghetti for lunch, Employee meetings, getting gas for other guests, communit…
The CORNDOWN pt 137: with Dolph Lundgren as He-Man
This show had check-out time, legal help from the front desk, getting persmission from the front desk to strong arm rob someone who owes you moneys. not wanting to pay a guest back. seeing if Ive bee…
The CORNDOWN pt 136: with Dylan O’Brien as Joel Dawson
OK finally getting caught up. thanks for being patient. I reviewd this show like a week ago so I don’t really know what my call notes mean. I guess this show had 3 wishes, milk substitutes, bait only…
The CORNDOWN pt 135: with Jon Hamm as Gorgeous Guy at Bar
It’s ONE WEEK UNTIL THE MEETUP IN AKRON CANTON CLEVELAND! That means no corndown next friday but i’ll try to make it up. Hit me up if you’re coming to the meetup!
This show was mainly two things; Ani…
The CORNDOWN pt 134: with Jessica Steen as Corporal Jennifer “Pilot” Chase
hope to be seeing you in CLEVELAND AKRON CANTON area in a couple weeks! Sept 16-17-18! A also, no show on the 16th, but i might be able to make up for it
Not much to say about this one other than HI…
The CORNDOWN pt 133: with Don Messick as Papa Smurf
the cleveland meetup is nearly upon us. you probably aren’t going, but if you are, i’ll shake your hand (once only).
This show had insurance mans, being late to work 173 times, clove cigarette confus…
The CORNDOWN pt 132: with Brad Pitt as Jeffrey Goines
Splash zone, AOL man masturbating, Hotdog Fingers, Various Ghost issues. Lost n Found Vitamins. Etc. Sorry. Im running late no time for a good episode description.
The CORNDOWN pt 131: with Brad Pitt as Chad Feldheimer
CLEVELAND AREA MEETUP SEPT 16 17 18 I LOVE YOU
Animal Homicide investigations, including bird murders, and violent bus drivers. Burried animals, alcoholic drinks when they aren’t expected (these were…
The CORNDOWN pt 130: with Decoy Octopus as The DARPA Chief
CLEVELAND MEETUP IS UPON US. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN SACK LUNCH.
Normal Bread. For some reason, multiple people wanted to talk to wasted for like 20+min about normal bread. Bullshit pizza. (TRIGGER WAR…
The CORNDOWN pt 129: with Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Roger Bomman
Come to cleveland really soon. I accidentally called this 130 on mixlr but thats ok. it was a dumb show anyway. skip this one.
Everything went wrong. I wasn’t paid. No one would hold my ladder, i cou…