CORN DOWN Prank Calls
Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Episodes
- 288
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
The CORNDOWN pt 108: with Peter Crombie at Crazy Joe Davola
I’ve been busy so this is going to be brief. The show was mostly about changing locks at hotels. The front desk doesn’t like that very much. But it’s OK because my cousin is a locksmith. I love you a…
The CORNDOWN pt 107: with PRANKCAST.COM
I was distracted for this entire show because of PRANKCAST.COM ‘launching’. So go over to PRANKCAST.COM and do the things there. It’s fun. All my live shows will be broadcast there (and still mixlr f…
The CORNDOWN pt 106: with Jackson O’Connell-Barlow as Iguanadon
Man, this was a fun show. I think it was more fun listening back to it than it was doing it live?? The really annoying 224lb 80% muscle mass guy was obnoxious as shit to talk to, but it was really fu…
The CORNDOWN pt 105: with Gary Oldman as Rolfe
There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confusion over how many sandwiches constitute a “combo”.…
The CORNDOWN pt 104: with Rachel Singer as Chloe
I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow.
This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fir…
The CORNDOWN pt 103: with Meat Loaf as Robert Paulson
CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk.
I’m running late. I love you. See you to…
The CORNDOWN pt 102: with John Ritter as Clifford
It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. …
The CORNDOWN pt 101: with Martin Short as Clifford Daniels
man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills,…
The CORNDOWN pt 100: 8hr New Years Stupid Marathon Show III
This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and h…
The CORNDOWN pt 99: with Tim Allen as Santa Claus
This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff…
The CORNDOWN pt 98: with Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays Hayes, CF
This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be inte…
The CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog
Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following;
Old Keith, Helping vs Le…
The CORNDOWN pt 96: with Brad Garrett as The Big Dog
Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and als…
MY FULL 4hrs PRANKSGIVING THING 2021
Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or som…
The CORNDOWN pt 95: with Nicolas Cage as Charlie Kaufman, Donald Kaufman
This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart.
This show had …
The CORNDOWN pt 94: with Marilyn Manson as David Dolores Frank
Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the ba…
The CORNDOWN pt 93: with Jon Lovitz as the voice of Radio
Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill42…
The CORNDOWN pt 92: with Townsend Coleman as the voice of Wayne Gretzky
This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out jus…
The CORNDOWN pt 91: with the voice of Rob Paulsen as Rude Dog
Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it. I’m sorry. I’d say I’ll do it later, but I probably wont. Yo…
The CORNDOWN pt 90: with Soccer, Phoebe, Slugger, Shiner, and Bear as Wishbone
Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, being paranoid, scaring my sister and/or my mom with burgerking, …