CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Wet Room, Disabled Motorcycle, Asshole Parking, Parking Bill, Grass Parking, The Incline, Filetype Extensions, Gettin a Trespass, Childrens Adhesives, Private Line, Calling 911, Tow my Car, Self Susp…

Quiet Time, Wakeup Calls, Door Locks, Key Card Credit, Guest Offender, Hurt Feelings Problem, Aggressive Customer, Mans Pants Pockets, Strange Customer, Runaway Adult Children

In The Trunk, Entered To Win, Won’t hang up, Lost hearing aid, Coffee pre-order, Throw up, Giving feedback, Sandwich responsibility, One minute

Broken Window’s, Imaginary Problem’s, Brown Gatorade, Sober Driver, Hand Touching’s, Urine Fees, Potassium Source, Division of Hotel and State, Fish Friday, Aisle Three Poop’s, Machine Reset’s, Easte…

Toilet water, Ivy allergy, Room online, Room activation, Off script, Recycle phone, Marlbarrow 100s, Baby accident, Baby puncher, Animal not kid accident, Coin pills, Serial numbers

what happens then, found a toe, not 4/20, lost a toe, access code, pizza hat, etc

Dog Towel’s, Cop Sex, Weird Kiss, Feet Burger, Entrance Pointing, Drunk Drive-Thru, Bible Eater, Alarm Permission, I Got Your Nose, Drunk Crying, Start Smoking, Sleep Sample’s, Group Toilets, Shoe To…

Shoe Ducts, Call the Polices, Liars, Key Duct, Smoke Alarms, Text Message, Pregnant Message, Pregnancy Guest, Medium Hotel, Self Punching, Speaking French, Premium Channels, Car Sleeping, Not Evil, H…

A Hotel with No Elevator, Hard Word Floor, Weird Edibles, Whose Card, Toilet Hands, Room Soup, Stalker Help, Tell the Police, WD50 Oil, Full Nude, Spilt Water, Broken Key, Lamp Fee

Computer Disc, Less Steps, Staying Longer, Irish Coffee Dog, Government Format, Splash Guard, Government Money, Selling Stamps, Dog List, Untied Shoe, Punching Friends, Fake Animal Fee, Dog Bees, Par…

Missing birds, microwave door, dog posters, cat posters, bird posters, the dog is dead i dont know why we’re putting up posters, magazine subscriptions, room grease, room address, gatorade lids, cull…

shopping warnings, scotty warnings, guest warnings, forgotten room numbers, crying, gatorade lid, vs the bed, wrong mom, safe soap,dad drop off, needing stitches, yelling at sandwiches, crying, lost …

What was I thinking? 3 hours of calls about girlfriends and gummmmmmmmmmmm. Girlfriends, clear a path, gum policy, low butt, phone password, small face, lobby pose, webcam hacking.

Fly Tracking, Toilet Lifting, Too Many Wires,  Valet Scuffle, Unpleasant Kidnapping, Hall Sounds, Money Period, Infant Puncher, Free Stuff, Free Drink Coolers, Cart Time, Hit by a Car, Dream Punches.

Hiding Policy, Digital Keys, Desk Length, Schematics, Beekeepers Husbands, Re-Cheesing, Loaner Car, Cheese Storage.

CAUTION! Contains: Odd/Even, Odd Rooms, Not Profitable, Bargaining, Bread. That’s a pretty lazy description… but what, exactly, are you going to do about it? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Bong help, christmas rules, tip refusal, fifteen cars damaged, ten cars kick’d, psychopath vaccuuming, pre-masturbation, smells like crack.