Conservatish

Austin's a good dude.... a NERD.... but a good dude. We talk about the beginnings of video games (text adventures abound), not picking sides, Chinese culture, being 40, the animals in our bellies, du…

Mike's a Southern boy who softened a bit after movin' West....... a bit.

We talk about the words "faggot" and "nigger", loving all people, dark chocolate, the Rebel Flag, ass-eating, family, and a Le…

Mark is an avid lover of hip hop and Trump... But he's not a Republican, don't worry.

We talk about A Tribe Called Quest, cat-calling, MAGA, making fun of your own side, not having a side, and Kavana…

Dani is my valley-girl-sounding, tech-recruiting, Trump-supporting friend.

We talk about why females must all think alike, Batman and Robin, race/gender quotas vs. genuine diversity, David Lynch, job…

Michael Jay is totally this dude's name.

We talk about not being on social media, "Dookie", Patrice O'neal, Asians girlfriends, George Carlin, skateboarding, and sexy-ass Jason Alexander.

"Jerry" is a member of the Bay Area Proud Boys.

To some, the Bay Area Proud Boys are considered "white supremacists" and "a group that marches alongside the KKK and Neo-Nazis..."

"Jerry" is Mexican.

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Ali Copani is a former Floridian friend and barber at Cut To Contrast Barbershop in SF.

We talk about not voting for Hillary, BD&DSM, asking to get hit, jeep wranglers, and, uh, muslims.

Bruce is my friend. He is 89 years old.

We talk about his journey from Episcopal priest to atheist, a certain fellowship he's a part of, the ability to end one's life with dignity, genuine human conn…

Trinity is an old friend of mine who works with many animals and a chicken.

We talk about being annoyed with #MeToo, Hayward, anti-breeding, GoT, rubbery cheese, and os penis!

Mean Dave is a grumpy Bay Area comedian.

He talks about the Melvins, comedy, and Tarantino... then we drown in N-Words.

Will is my brother... We sound exactly the same.

Caution-- this episode is very vulgar and dark. We talk about animal sex, crayola scissors, humanizing evil people, devotion, abortion, and ass eati…

Alex is good, nervous friend of mine.

We talk about rape porn, online outrage, the value of struggle, mosh pits, Jiu Jitsu, and Trent Goddamn Reznor.

Peter from Carlsbad is a good friend from... I can't remember where.

We talk about being a creep at work, being labeled a creep at work, defending Kevin Spacey, fatherhood, and John Maus.

Bridget is my former barista, and a good friend.

We talk about giving birth, chip preference, and shy-butt..... it gets real Chinese-y.

Pollo Del Mar is a hilarious and talented SF-based drag queen.

We discuss black cylindrical things near her face, free pop-tarts, and her getting in "trouble" for offensive jokes.

Jake is my good friend of 12 years.

We talk about him playing in punk bands in his teens, hogtie-night, and Gay Island.