Conservatish

Ali is back- on her last day working at Cut to Contrast Barbershop. We talk about moving on/losing what you know/finding new life, white peoples' issues w/ race jokes, boys not taking a "no", free sp…

POMI is an 18 year old rapper from Pacifica. We talk about getting head in It's A Small World, collaborating, this small/weird town, writing lyrics, being Bi-Sexual, inspiration, failure, rough sex, …

Jake and I record at a Santa Clara Denny's parking lot. Such a fuckin' fun episode! We talk about nigger jokes, Lisa Loeb, Hitler, the Federation, natural Good/Evil, Sade, Slavery, Brad Pitt, the Cru…

Eli is a Conservative Latino in the 11th grade at Andrew Hill HS. We talk about him being labeled a racist/being shut-down in class, abortion, female rappers blocking me, East SJ, Liberal-racism, and…

I quit smoking 6 days ago. In this episode, I get....a lil emotional. I talk about pissing off female rappers, Twitter's bias against moderates/conservatives, tranny porn, female fragility in feminis…

My filthy friend/fellow fine composer is back! We talk about the bar being lowered for female rappers, Phish, wiping your dick on the drapes, envelope-pushing AND accessibility, singing R. Kelly and …

*CAUTION-ADULT* Jane is an old friend/good girl/fan of the podcast. We talk about when she cheated on her boyfriend with me, sex with girls, the Gillette commercial, ass-play, intersectional dating p…

AG is a veterinary assistant and a big fan of the East Bay.  We fight about the Trustafarians, gangs, SJWs, mason jars, and just general boringness of the East Bay. Then the last half-hour we discuss…

I sit in my car, smoking and sipping Powerade Zero. I talk about Alex Jones, figuring out how to leave a girl's place, overrated John Lennon, free speech, violent porn, abortion, and if Trump is the …

Cameron is an old friend and a guitarist, singer, bassist, drummer, videographer, blah blah blah! We talk about dumb Maynard James Keenan, bad band behavior, the current music market, Billy Corgan, w…

I just got back from NY. I talk about the trip, Jussie Smollett, being on YKWD and the Beige Phillip Show, death, voting for Trump in 2020, being in the present, and a dirty lil flight attendant. Rat…

Gradient is a mixed-race rapper and a teacher-in-training. We talk about Tech N9ne, villainizing people, Sammy Warm Hands, being halfsies, Busta Rhymes, the left, music mistakes, and how to instill i…

Zee Ziz is an Arabic Comic and the owner of Moonlight Cafe in SF. We talk about off-limit jokes, gentrification, lesbians, bureaucracy, the C Word, SF homeless, getting paid what you're worth, the '8…

A Polack and a Mexican walk into a podcast... Kurwa. Jon is a Polish immigrant and Marco is a Mexican with an NRA sweatshirt on. We talk about getting deported, 2 girls 1 cup, guns, sexual preference…

I do what I fucking want haha. I talk about how blacks fare-evade more often, Liam Neeson, origins/criticism of Conservatish, Trump's SOTU, crazy DOESN'T equal better sex, US-born Mexicans don't tip,…

Jefferson Bergey is ALSO a loudmouth, hilarious songwriter who doesn't fit in! We talk about fisting, writing, crazy liberal nonsense, gay Luigi, performing, giving head to the homeless, Zappa, and a…

This one's dark.. and not just cuz I recorded it at 1am in the rain. I talk about NY killing kids as long as the kid's in a pussy, hate crimes, staying hard, your life being great even though Trump i…

*CAUTION* This one's REAL offensive. Jake from Episode 2 is back! We talk about faggots, Irish ass-hair, Socialism, Gillette, finding "the one", why Tim Heidecker sucks now, and I vape for the 1st ti…

ANIIML is a friend, an LA-based singer/songwriter/producer, and a rabbit-yawner. We talk about nipples in the dark, failure, Canada, animal-activism, and asking for what you're worth. Then we call ou…