Conservatish

Bert is a friend of mine, and a Mexican who's into Naruto. No se por que. We talk about illegal immigration, sex parties, Aziz Ansari, social construct vs. nature, BDSM, black kids killing black kids…

*CAUTION-ADULT* She's back. We talk about her being a pain-slut, smoking, nipple biting, Indian mens' B.O., cumming, good mean men, MILFs, Eminem-Dykes, and how girls intentionally test men.

Mark is back, this time in velour! We talk about Fauxcahontas, pussy hair, acid attacks, F.U.P.A., Muslims, good things Trump's done, and why mulatto dudes ain't no fun.

Probably one of the more foul string of rants I've ranted. I talk about treacherous Judd Apatow, bitches, joy, context, and how black lives matter doesn't think 'reality' does.

Robi is a Jewish Princess, emphasis on the Princess. We love each other. We talk about sex, Israel, pee breaks, identity, the Holocaust, and which race tips worst!

Liz is a half-Eskimo friend/fan of the podcast. 8 days before this recording, she woke up in the hospital with a brain hemorrhage. She doesn't remember what happened. We talk about surgery, the TL, g…

Alex B. is a Libertarian who works in the Healthcare Industry. We talk about Obamacare, the beta males of Parks and Rec, abortion, college then vs. college now, the morals of politics, and dangly bal…

Today's guest... bit of a creep... We talk about social media, up's and down's of performing, the color RED, failure, NOW, success, New York, and eating people.

Yelir is a beat-producer and DJ from the Outbound (outBOUND!). We talk about Task1ne, Asian drivers, hyperbole, shitty-ass Snoop Dogg, the Proud Boys, show etiquette, and Jerry Springfield.

Alanna and I went to an "emotional growth boarding school" 15 years ago. We talk CEDU, the times I was a peeping tom, lime disease, not bein a feminist, the right way to choke, FGM/Circumcision, eati…

UnLearn The World is a hilarious and talented rapper. We talk about race jokes, sensitive rappers, women who like dick pics, Fiona Apple, a white 6 vs. an Asian 9, why the Bay Area is depressed/anxio…

Jerry's back!!! Remember Jerry? You know, from episode 12? He was associated with the Bay Area Proud Boys last time we talked... turns out he's not anymore. We talk about being doxxed, strawberry can…

That's right, he's back. Booooo! This episode starts with a song from a 2015 performance in Oakland. Then Will and I talk about NY, defending Louis CK, the worst jokes ever, universal healthcare, cor…

This is a joint episode of Conservatish AND the Matthew Banks Podcast! Matthew Banks is a comedian from Mississippi who lives in NY. We talk about my foreskin, the worst kind of black person, laughin…

Lily Akopova is a Russian immigrant, Trump supporter, and member of the #WalkAway Movement. We talk about defending "grab 'em by the p..", the lack of real men, immigrating to the US, Maga hats, a "g…