Childish

Greg's on the East Coast tending to his mom while Alison is being woken up in the middle of the night by Owen's boogie bubble. And some news stories about parental consent for vaccines, a twin surrog…

After a funny story about his friend Norm MacDonald, Greg and Alison talk about their week. Greg's trying out a new depression cure and Alison is attending preschool. Greg handily out-lows Alison onc…

Greg and Alison respond to a listener's complaint that all they talk about is urine, urinals and poop by talking about dildos, poop and losing their virginity. Also Reese Witherspoon's parenting stru…

Alison tweaked her neck and is on drugs so Greg has offered to carry her for this show, just like the footprints in the sand story. Greg performed in front of a masked crowd and was rattled by the la…

Greg visits Texas and goes on the Joe Rogan podcast and Alison has a Covid scare. A study says maybe it isn't so bad for kids to be obsessed with princess culture. Just because Mila and Ashton aren't…

The Fitzdogs got family tattoos and now Greg and Erin are going on a camping trip and leaving their adultish children home alone for the first time. What's the worst that could happen? Meanwhile Elli…

Seventeen minutes of strength training has nearly killed Alison but still, she wants to fight Greg's former producer. Greg met a celebrity who had a huge influence on his comedy and then did beer bon…

Greg gets breakfast in bed and Alison is embarrassed by an off color remark. Alison guesses the top names of babies in 2020. Spoiler alert: Donald and Melania are no longer number one. Greg also gush…

Greg ate an entire lobster dinner in the back of a Lyft and still maintains a perfect score and yet Alison has been nothing but delightful and has a 4.9? What is the meaning of this? We explore this …

O1 is back home and Greg's shaving his balls outside. Alison went to Disneyland and we compare notes about our respective Mother's Days. Ever look at something online and instead of envy you experien…

A big fan of the show writes in and calls Alison a honking seal and a snake that's eating its own tail. How can it be both? Plus a baby is born on a Hawaiian flight by a mother who didn't know she wa…

A new study shows that "masculine" fathers are more effective in parenting their young children. And drumroll please... after a WEEK, Owen2 finally drops a deuce.

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Greg's low once again annihilates Alison's. She waltzed right into it! Plus Facebook mama drama, a baby monitor that picks up Scottish porn, Greg crashing his sister's car and whether birth order aff…

Some of our past guests leave us celebratory messages and we reminisce about what a long strange trip it's been. Plus Greg's tips for airplane sleep, Alison's roller coaster of a playdate, a progress…

Greg shares some exciting news and also mispronounces Dua Lipa's name in a way that makes Alison think of vaginas. We talk about the length of time pot stays in breastmilk, the horrors of spanking, a…

A Seattle dad feeds his daughter with a beer bong and a younger wife wonders how to tell her older husband to spruce up his appearance. Plus #FreeDrSeuss, picking, Owen falling off the bed and more.

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A lot is being revealed this week. The inventor of the gender reveal party revealed she regrets this abomination. Fauci revealed he thinks schools can reopen safely. And we reveal the results of our …

A listener  criticizes Alison's voice, calling it "singsongy" to which she trills a response. We talk about twins having babies on the same day, a lack of true highs and lows, working from home with …

This week we tackle sibling rivalry and marital conflict! Anyone want to buy 400 dollars worth of unused ship shelving? Plus an ethical quandary involving cheating, toilet paper, inaugural programmin…

We revisit last year's predictions to see who got it right and make some new predictions. Plus Greg's mother's time in a women's prison, Elliot's breakthrough, Alison's bidet, toddler lies, Greg's fa…