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No talking about menstruation in Florida schools, period. O2 spends the night in his own bed. O1 is home from college. And someone's got a hemorrhoid!

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Alison and family are getting a lot of use out of Greg's corroded piano while Greg prepares for his St. Patrick's Day show. Will Alison finally show up? Plus parents who lied about their children's C…

We brave the California storms to bring you tales of Bert Kreischer's tour bus and Owen's nocturnal wanderings. Plus parents are moving in with their adult kids and school will be starting later.

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Greg gets his feelings hurt on Valentine's Day and Alison has become a social butterfly. Plus appropriate age for social media, school lunch results and we tease next week's episode when Alison revea…

We talk about how to make friends as an adult and whether or not those friendships should become a polyamorous foursome. Or an unconsummated threesome. Plus Marie Kondo becomes a slob just like us.

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Childish is here to teach and this week's lesson is don't name your baby Adolf and don't procreate after the age of 50.

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We pay off last year's predictions (Alison's back door) and make predictions for next year (also, Alison's back door).

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Rounding out 2022 we go deep into family struggles and our love for our children. Plus give the nepo babies a break and don't become estranged from your parents.

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Will Alison lose her husband to Mrs. Claus this year and will Greg's farting lead to divorce? Plus the baby pillow you should toss and why Australian body builders want your breast milk.

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We give thanks to our families, our loved ones and the less fortunate. Plus Alison is upset at a balloon vendor and Greg is questioning Emily Ratajkowski's life choices.

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We talk about losing Powerball and possibly losing the election but winning the podcast. Our hearts go out to Tom and Giselle as they divvy up their 700 million dollars.

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Alison talks about the big family costume for this year's Halloween as Greg recounts ghostly tales from the 80s.

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As Alison struggles to balance her family and work life, Greg struggles to sell out his show in Chicago so his son doesn't think he’s a failure. Plus the importance of family dinners and the horrific…

Greg's at a fancy unnamed hotel in Austin trying to heal after the loss of the queen while Alison's doctor is treating her like a hand puppet. Adam Levine is featured as the douche of the week and we…

Greg is saving human lives while Alison is trying to exterminate termites. With both boys in school, Alison has taken her first step toward being an empty nester.

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It's been a rough week. Alison took a spill and Greg got soaked. Plus news stories about parents who cross the line with teachers, inspirational Barbies, Hillary Duff's bowels and more!

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After revealing a mortifying pet name he'd somehow kept under wraps, Greg tells Alison about an upcoming family visit. Alison hides in a bush as Elliot heads to Kindergarten and a listener calls Greg…

Tom Brady's 250 million is getting in the way of his parenting. It's okay not to breastfeed for two years and the kids are going to bed early. Plus our podcasting war is heating up by cooling down.

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One of our listeners calls off a fatwa and another has some questions about gambling involving our children. Alison's family is getting over covid and Greg's family is mourning a loss. Plus Sesame St…

After a few chuckles about Roe v Wade, we take a quiz about what women were allowed to do in 1971. You'd be shocked. Plus Greg has a hot take on The Kardashians and Owen gives Alison a bloody nose.

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