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Greg and Alison explode with summer mania, talking about everything from having a goth child to long distance calls from Cuba and going to the beach to watch a drum circle. Plus the Property Brothers…

You can lead Owen to the toilet but you can't make him poop. An update on formula, a debate about team sports, and William and Kate's child is a royal pain in the ass. Plus new pens for Big Al.

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After addressing our most recent school tragedy, we move on to talk about sibling rivalry and give you an update on baby formula. Plus high pressure game nights, a table read, snoring, and one of our…

Baby formula is in short supply but here's what you can do about it. Also James Van Der Beek's mom may be visiting from the afterlife. Elliot and O2 are chanting some pretty racy things and the Fitzd…

Guinness has a new tallest family in the world. Half of parents are still supporting their adult children. Greg has a fan who's nuts for nuts and Alison is fretting about where to send Elliot to scho…

Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts or together, whose side are you on? Plus burnout explorers, an update on Greg's nuts, an email from an almond, traveling with a three year old, Greg's trip to Chicago, your ca…

Are Greg and Alison jealous of each other's phase of parenting? Plus a bill to get rid of the time change, edibles that look like children's candy, fantasy careers, eulogies, Greg's prized cashews an…

Bunks beds are threatening Alison's sanity and Greg is living for JoJo's imminent return. People are losing their minds over a mother feeding her baby rare steak and a teacher was fired for reading a…

Owen's first experience with Chinese food is exhilarating. Greg travels around the country visiting his kids and a mom bribes her son to stay off social media. Meanwhile Alison keeps her cool while l…

Elliot is a year older, Greg is confused about Valentine's Day and there will be no talk about the Olympics. Plus, why you shouldn't say "be careful" to your kids and a surprising developmental upsid…

Greg and Alison decide to prepare themselves for the apocalypse. Also they discuss their love of showtunes.

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Empty nest at Greg's house and an empty toilet at Alison's. Plus a baby boom in the Nordic countries, strife between Kim and Kanye, your calls and more.

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Let's see if Greg beat Alison again at last year's predictions. Plus twins born in different years, Greg's empty nest, a voicemail about childhood song parodies and Alison's infirmary.

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Alison gets a tasty mouthful and Greg heads to Florida on his race to catch Covid. Greg and Alison prepare their predictions, discuss baby talk and debate whether Alison will take mushrooms.

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While Greg is busy night golfing, Owen puts cheek to diaper. That's right: The Childishverse is buzzing with news of Owen's bi-daily movements! Also, noisy toys, ding dong ditch, a truly low low, Ari…

Alison prepares stuffing to go down to OC and Greg pumps up the soccer ball for the big neighborhood tournament. Plus first responder Barbie, how to get your kid to open up to you, a dead body and a …

Greg's wife breaks her wrist, Alison launches a new podcast and we discuss the worst smells of our lives. Plus news stories about the social impact of childhood allergies and whether violent video ga…

Alison causes Greg to have an existential crisis by asking if he deserves to be in the presence of Chris Martin. She takes no responsibility though because 73% of her brain is busy being anxious in a…

Greg's eldest has turned 21 and Alison's youngest is still holding his poop. Plus Greg's Judd Apatow-organized benefit, Alison's social media bacchanal, flu vaccines for pregnant women, sobering chil…

Greg's on the East Coast tending to his mom while Alison is being woken up in the middle of the night by Owen's boogie bubble. And some news stories about parental consent for vaccines, a twin surrog…