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CAR CRASH

YOU WERE 9 YEARS OLD JACKING OFF WHEN THE TOWERS FELL, AND YOU HAVE BEEN A CASUALTY OF A SPIRITUAL WAR OF GLOBAL TERROR EVER SINCE. YOUR COMFORTS SUPPLIED BY COUNTLESS INJUSTICES; YOUR SUFFERING ORCHESTRATED BY LITERAL DEMONS. EVERYTHING IS OUT TO GET YOU. IT’S NOT YOUR INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. GANGSTALKING IS REAL. GANGSTALKING ISRAEL.

BUT THERE’S A FORCE FOR LOVE WITH A V8 TWIN TURBO SPEEDING DOWN THE INTERSTATE AND MERGING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC WITH A MESSAGE YOU NEED TO HEAR:

“ALL OF IT IS FAKE AND THIS IS THE REAL DOSE: YOU WILL SOON HEAR THE TRUMPETS. WHAT WAS LONG HIDDEN WILL BE LAID BARE FOR ALL TO WITNESS. BRINGING THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD STR8 TO YORE DOME. CAR CRASH IS DEAD.”

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Update frequency
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Average duration
121 minutes
Episodes
70
Years Active
2020 - 2024
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