CAR CRASH

part 2 of the double header - One of our favorite guys Zack (@lemuriantime on twitter) joins us to talk 9/11, early 2000s video game nostalgia, cybernetics, and just the general psychofuckery going o…

Fuck man. Really suck at keeping up. I'm blackpilled, Mitch is redpilled. Pills pills pills. Stop taking them.

Did you miss us? Ryan's on vacation to Miami, so it's just me and Gary again. Is it gay if a woman sticks a finger in your ass?

Gary has goo-goo gaga girl brain on this one.

My laptop shut off during recording. Still a good episode with the boys from Rare Candy though. Sorry it's late.

yo wats up. this shit crazy. censored names so no one gets pissy. rip dmx. hope you didn't really sell your soul.

got dam another fuckin week of this. i like it.

I’ll let you figure out why this is here

For the first time, for this episode I took some notes on what we talked about while I was recording so I could write it here. Here's what i wrote: "shitty lil nas x, stripping, mushrooms, american +…

After an unsuccessful attempt to land him earlier, Gaye Stepdad joins us to talk about docking, Chuck Tingle, his beef with a certain cornball twitter anarchist, and the culture at large.

Just Gary and I, just hangin' out and stuff.

Did my boy dirty on this one. Sorry man. It was funny though.

Old friend of the cast and enthusiastic Biden voter, Mitch Jump comes back to the cast to catch up.

The artist formerly known as Gorgonzola Man sat down with the boys to have a heart-to-heart. More of Gary's deep lore was also uncovered.

you know, the last episode was pretty heavy on the woman-hate in some parts, so we got a lady on this episode to shield us from criticism. she then went on to say a lot of shit that people sometimes …

Jack, the beloved hero of podcasting, joins us to talk fragrance, the state of the union, and how much we all love women and the jokes we make are ironic at all times. Irony is hilarious and we'd nev…

Talked about the usual stuff: Portilini poppers, Pussy Lines, speedrunning crash bandicoot warped. Cool shit like that.

Some said that it couldn't be done. Some said that I was too retarded to upload an episode two weeks in a row. Some people said not to buy $GME. Something that you'll have to learn is that sometimes,…

CAR CRASH WILL NEVER DIE

Hey. What did we miss? Anything cool? Seems like not. The haters and losers had a field day while we were gone, but we're back to reclaim the throne. Your favorite whitepill distribution center is op…