CAR CRASH
YOU WERE 9 YEARS OLD JACKING OFF WHEN THE TOWERS FELL, AND YOU HAVE BEEN A CASUALTY OF A SPIRITUAL WAR OF GLOBAL TERROR EVER SINCE. YOUR COMFORTS SUPPLIED BY COUNTLESS INJUSTICES; YOUR SUFFERING ORCHESTRATED BY LITERAL DEMONS. EVERYTHING IS OUT TO GET YOU. IT’S NOT YOUR INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. GANGSTALKING IS REAL. GANGSTALKING ISRAEL.
BUT THERE’S A FORCE FOR LOVE WITH A V8 TWIN TURBO SPEEDING DOWN THE INTERSTATE AND MERGING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC WITH A MESSAGE YOU NEED TO HEAR:
“ALL OF IT IS FAKE AND THIS IS THE REAL DOSE: YOU WILL SOON HEAR THE TRUMPETS. WHAT WAS LONG HIDDEN WILL BE LAID BARE FOR ALL TO WITNESS. BRINGING THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD STR8 TO YORE DOME. CAR CRASH IS DEAD.”
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 121 minutes
- Episodes
- 70
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
ALICE HOOD
We meet a woman named Alice Hood. She shows us the truth of her universe. I'm thankful that we met her. I hope her story can serve as an inspiration for all of us.
look at these got damn mothafuckas…
SHINY SUITS featuring Rare Candy + Matthew of The Saltbox
MISSY ELLIOT KINDA FUCKIN STINKS. THIRD WORLD LIVESTREAMING.
MIDNIGHT FILM SCHOOL
THIS week, @RandyRainbow joins us to discuss art as sexual angst, drugs as conversion therapy, his favorite steel cage matches, favorite sex positions (he likes cowgirl,) that peculiar box on Saturn,…
NEIGHBORHOOD NECK
The Street LEGEND, Stained Hanes, joins us to talk autumnal activities, shadow people, horrific neighborhood tragedy, online comedy, cute kitties, pretty and hot and sexy ladies, the halocaust, James…
RABBIT SEASON (OPEN LINES)
FOR REAL: IF YOU KILL ME IN DARK SOULS 3 USING THE PASSWORD IN THE EPISODE (I FORGET IT RIGHT NOW) I'LL GIVE YOU ALL OF THE PATREON MONEY FROM OCTOBER. GOOD LUCK, DICKHEAD.
MACHINE ELF OPERATION featuring kelby losack and j david osborne
featuring kelby losack and j david osborne of agitator
full episode on patreon.com/carcrashpod
@heathenishkid
@brbjdo
IS THIS GOING TO BE ENOUGH? featuring Glen Rockney, Pariah the Doll, and Pericles "Perry" Abassi
FIRST HOUR FREE, FULL EPISODE ON PATREON
patreon.com/carcrashpod
@rarecandypod1@dollpariah @electionlegal
feels good to be home
RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER
BACK TO THE BASICS.
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN CAR CRASH AND RPGF LINK UP.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FATHER.
PEE PEE YUM
featuring Josh & Maddie (EVIL THESPIAN)
@tragic_fruit @mymissmadi (IG)
QUEENS CONNECT
featuring Stained Hanes (718TV)
@BANNED FROM TWITTER
@STAINED_HANES ON INSTAGRAM