Allegedly Astrology

Well, well, well if it isn't another celebrity couple making us feel on the brink of vom. In this bonus episode, Dana, Sarah, and Elyse discuss the recent baby announcement of comedian and Virgo John…

IT’S PART DOS OF OUR LIGHTHEARTED ADVENTURE. Astrologer Cam White is back to help us scream into the void about the life of sex trafficking creep, Aquarius Jeffrey Epstein and his British girlfriend/…

NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE SOMETHING LIGHTHEARTED TO START THE WEEK OFF RIGHT. This episode, we’re foaming at the mouth excited to be joined by astrologer Cam White. Together we discuss the astrology behi…

CAN A GIRL CATCH AN ASTRO BREAK?! This episode, Dana, Elyse, and Sarah get real sporty to talk about Olympian and Pisces Simon Biles. They talk how her Virgo Mars Rx is perfect for gymnastics and how…

SPOILER: THIS DOES NOT END WELL. This week, the girls break down the astrological happenings surrounding the sinking of the Titanic. They talk about how the Titanic’s Aries Sun and Leo Moon surrounde…

BUCKLE UP, IT’S GRIFTIN’ TIME. This ep, the girls discuss the faux luxe life of wannabe socialite Anna Delvey aka Anna Sorokin. They talk her Big Three, her Mercury conjunct Uranus placement that hel…

FINGERS CROSSED WE DON’T GET A GIGLI SEQUEL. This episode, the girls untangle the comeback relationship 20 years in the making: Bennifer. They break down Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s biwheel, tal…

ROYAL FAMILY, ROYAL PROBLEMS. This SZN 2 finale episode, the girls dive into a topic that forever brings the dramz: the story of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They talk Harry and Meghan’s sizzling …

WHO’S READY FOR A CASEY ANTHONY HATERS BALL? In part two of our Killer Moms series, the girls are joined once again by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology pod…

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL MURDERY. This ep, ya girls are joined by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology podcast, Laura Carrie, to chat about the incredibly …

WHO’S READY TO GET GRIFTY? This ep, we’re covering Aquarius Sun Elizabeth Holmes, her company Theranos and Silicon Valley’s Jupiter in Leo opposite Neptune in Aquarius placement. (WHICH EXPLAINS A LO…

We’re baaack with Kirah Tabourn aka The Strology for part 2 of our episode all about the Internet. We’re covering how Facebook’s nodal return and Taurus eclipses are prob good reasons for you to dele…

YOU GUYS. Today, we’re talking about the Internet’s Saturn Return with our first guest ever and fave Scorpio / Aries / Pisces combo, the talented astrologer/educator/creative Kirah Tabourn aka The St…

HEADS UP, BBs: THIS EP COMES WITH A TRIGGER WARNING. The girls take it back to 2009 to cover the v passionate and v, v, v turbulent relationship of our Pisces Queen, Rihanna, and her former ex, Chris…

This episode, the girls talk all about the OxyContin Epidemic. They break down how Jupiter – Pluto aspects have the potential to lead the way to big money and epidemics and how Neptune’s influence wh…

JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY — IT’S A BONUS EP TO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP TO. Because we can’t have nice things, we’re bringing you one of the biggest WTF relationship rollercoasters in recent memo…

This episode, we’re talking all the astro happenings relating to 90s music icon, Selena. We cover the 11th house year transits behind her meteoric rise to fame (hint: it involves the north node and h…

This ep we’re talking all about King of Virgos Keith Raniere and his sex cult posing as a self-help group, NXIVM. We break down Allison Mack’s yikes inducing Leo Sun / Scorpio Moon combo and explain …

WE’RE BAAACK. In this SZN 2 kickoff ep, your girls cover the astrology behind one of the most infamous scandals in sports history: the assault of ice skating queen Nancy Kerrigan. We discuss Nancy an…