Allegedly Astrology

We're unlocking a Patreon ep just for spooky season! In this once Patreon exclusive episode, we’re covering the astrology of one of the scariest movies of all time The Exorcist. We discuss author Wil…

GREAT HAIR WILL ONLY GET YOUR SO FAR. This episode, we’re looking at the astrology behind Blake Lively’s It Ends with Us movie drama. We discuss her Big Three and general Virgo-ness, Justin Baldoni’s…

THE WEIRD HEARD ROUND THE WORLD. This episode, we’re checking out the astrology of Democratic Vice President nominee Tim Walz. We discuss whether he’s an Aquarius or Capricorn Moon, his Aries stelliu…

OUR HEARTS WILL GO ON FOR THIS CANADIAN QUEEN. This episode, we’re covering the astrology of Celine Dion. We discuss her fiery Big Three, her synastry with her husband and manager Rene, what was goin…

A REAL GONE GIRL MOMENT. This episode, we’re talking about the astrology of “kidnapped” super mom Sherri Papini. We look at her natal chart, what was going down when she went missing, the full moon t…

PLZ MAKE IT STOP. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of the upcoming 2024 U.S. Presidential Election. We dive into the Cap Rising-ness of the first debate, how that gnarly Mars Uranus conju…

THEY NOT LIKE US. (Because they’re two male rappers in completely different income brackets than we are.) This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of the Drake and Kendrick feud. We discuss ho…

WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SEASON 7 CONTENT TO BRING YOU A LITTLE TASTE OF THE ALLEGEDLY ASTROLOGY PATREON. In this unlocked Patreon Exclusive episode, we break down the astrology around th…

UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS DEFINITELY NOT BRINGING SEXY BACK. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of former boy band heartthrob Justin Timberlake. We talk his Big Three, the transits going on when…

KARMA’S A…WELL, YOU KNOW. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of child star turned KISS makeup maven JoJo Siwa. We discuss her Taurus Sun, Cap Moon, Aries Rising big three, indications of…

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. This episode, we’re joined by the amazing Astrologer Lauren Ash to discuss the Saturn Returns of Timothée Chalamet, Megan Thee Stallion, and Sophie Turner. We also discuss what…

TALK ABOUT THE HEIGHT OF 2000S LUXURY. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of the iconic Juicy Couture. We discuss the Jupiter Saturn conjunction in Taurus that was happening when the…

A TRUE BAD BOY FOR LIFE IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY POSSIBLE. This episode comes with a trigger warning because we’re breaking down the astrology of Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy aka Diddy. We d…

WELCOME TO SEASON 7! We’re kicking off an all new season with the astrology behind Gypsy Rose Blanchard. We discuss her Leo Sun, Aquarius Moon, and Libra Rising, how Pluto stationed retrograde the da…

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS KATE MIDDLETON? This very special bonus ep, we’re joined by the amazing astrologer Alice Bell to discuss the astrology of Kate Middleton’s recent gone girl media moment. We disc…

GATHER ROUND, SWIFTIES, WE GOT ASTROLOGY TO LOOK AT. This bonus episode, we’re looking at the astrology of the couple that has taken America’s hearts- Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We discuss their …

IT’S OUR SEASON 6 FINALE AND THE VENUS RETROGRADE THEME IS STILL GOING STRONG. We’re closing out this season by looking at the astrology of Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. We discuss their big threes (S…

LET’S GET MUTABLE. In this episode (that comes with a trigger warning), we’re looking at the astrology of Armie Hammer and his family. We discuss his mutable Big Three, the transits happening when hi…