Allegedly Astrology

THAT MOON CONJUNCT JUPITER IN LIBRA IS V IRRESISTIBLE. The episode, we’re examining the astrology behind some of Ariana Grande’s most high-profile relationships. We discuss her Big Three, her synastr…

THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY VENUS RETROGRADE. We’re discussing the astrology of controversial married dating website Ashley Madison. We talk about the transits happening when it launched, the Venus …

ALL HAIL QUEEN STEVIE. This episode, we’re diving deep into the astrology of the witchy baddie herself Stevie Nicks. We discuss her big three (Gemini Sun, Cap Moon, Taurus Rising), her hot AF synastr…

NEVER MESS WITH FRAN DRESCHER. This episode we’re covering the astrology of the SAG-AFTRA and Writer’s Guild of America strike. We discuss what went down when the WGA started striking (hello Mercury …

HAMPTON COUNTY’S MOST INFAMOUS. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology behind the once powerful Murdaugh family of South Carolina. We discuss Alex aka Alec’s chart (even though he has three …

K-POP LOVERS UNITE! This ep, we’re joined by v special guest astrologer and BTS ARMY member Alice Sparkly Kat to talk all about the astrology of the global phenomenon that is BTS. We cover their debu…

SHE’S A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD. LITERALLY. This episode, we’re covering the astrology of the iconic Barbie. We talk about her Big Three (what up mutable placements), how Jupiter plays a role i…

THAT LUNAR ECLIPSE IN TAURUS WILL GET YA. This episode, we break down the astrology behind the rise and fall of FTX. We discuss the Great Conjunction in Aquarius and crypto, Sam Bankman-Fried’s Pisce…

GET READY FOR A REAL WHALE OF A TALE. LOLZ. This ep, we’re talking all about the life and career of Brendan Fraser. We discuss his Sag Sun, what was going on when the Mummy premiered, the Sag eclipse…

I CAN BUY MYSELF FLOWERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. We’re kicking off Season 6 with the astrology of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. We discuss Miley’s Scorpio Moon, how Liam is Cap AF, their synastry, ho…

In this special mini episode, Dana goes solo to give you a deep dive on all the astrology deets surrounding the missing Titan tourist sub. If you want to learn more about the astrology of The Titanic…

WE BACK WITH A BONUS EP AAAAAND A SEASON 6 ANNOUNCEMENT!!! This extra special bonus episode, we’re bringing you all the astro drama behind the pure sh!tshow that is Scandoval aka Vanderpump Rules’ To…

DOES LOVE EVEN EXIST ANYMORE?! This bonus episode, we’re covering the astrology behind the breakup of Sagittarius Sun Taylor Swift and Pisces Boi Joe Alwyn. We talk transits that were happening durin…

WHO KNEW EYEBROWS COULD DO SO MUCH DAMAGE? In this bonus episode, we’re looking at the astrology behind the drama that keeps drama-ing between Selena Gomez, Hailey Bieber, and now Kylie Jenner. We di…

In this Patreon Exclusive teaser, we're talking about the astrology of Whintey Houston. We discuss her big three, the transits happening during her debut album, her biwheel with Bobby Brown, and much…

SPORTS! Today we’re coming at you with an extra special football themed episode featuring the amazing astrologer Ricky Williams. In the first half of the episode we discuss his NFL career and how he …

HAPPY SZN 5 FINALE! This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology behind the fiery romance of celeb couple Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady. We discuss Tom’s Leo Sun, Gisele’s Scorpio Moon, why Capric…

HERE’S PROOF DIGNIFIED PLANETS DON’T MAKE YOU A DIGNIFIED PERSON. This episode, we’re talking about the astrology behind one of the most infamous American serial killers and Gemini Jeffrey Dahmer. We…