Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

You probably haven’t thought of what damage Looney Tunes antics could do to a human spinal column until now.

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Just some jacked-up twunks in BDSM gear and furry panties engaging in low impact wrestling…for kids!

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Remember that movie with the chipper songs, playful scenes and beautiful technicolor? This is its sequel, and it’s very not that.

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I don’t know why / I chase you like I do. / 

Tell me, who / can destroy my house as much as you? 

So let’s take each other’s low fronts / and we’ll swirl into the final F5. / Mad about Twisters, baby…

A show with a frank look at teenage life and a terrible read on Anne Frank.

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Mum’s the word!

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The only way this could be more Southern is if it were cast with penguins.

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Watch in wonder as James Spader nervously feeds a 5th Avenue bar to a space cow.

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In the finale of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, we finally get the weird slow-motion Hobbit bed frolicking we all deserve.

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The debate has raged for years: what are the two towers of the title? Is it Orthanc and Barad Dûr? Maybe Orthanc and Cirith Ungol? Perhaps Faramir’s base in Ithilien is in the running?

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A hobbit attempts to make a return without a receipt.

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We look back on 1977’s ‘The Hobbit’: the ur-stoner road movie.

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Watch a six-year-old, torn from the only family he’s ever known, try to make his way back home. Along the way, he’ll be chased by an obsessed woman, forced to live in a barn, and sold into slavery at…

Spidey’s back, and this time...it’s uneven, with a lot of shoehorned plots and characters.

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This time Spider-Man fights a scientist who’s been driven mad, and is trying to rescue years of research through illegal activity and general terrorism. I know, I know! But THIS time, Spidey KNOWS th…

In this episode, we look back on Spider-Man. No, not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Wait, go back one. Yeah, that one.

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Romance! Dancing! Abortion!

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Whites be whiting. 

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Watch Arnold struggle through the holidays to secure an action figure of...*checks notes*... “Tuer-bow-mahn.”

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It’s like ‘Speed’ in a building!

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