Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

Indiana Jones stops Nazis from taking over the world, finds arguably the most famous artifact in Christendom, and singlehandedly defeats the artillery of Hatay all for approval of his Dad. Grow up.

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“…and the Temple of Orientalism” didn’t test as well in focus groups.

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“What’s in the booooooox?” The power of G-d.

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All the great questions of cinema have been answered, except one. Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf? Easy: Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. What ever happened to Baby Jane? She went to the beach and…

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Where the guys in the room? Women be time-traveling! Y’all know what I’m talking about!

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For the third time running, Ol’ Zelda goes and gets herself kidnapped by some evil wizard. Hero/simp Link decides he must save her and all of Hyrule. Again. Desperate, much?

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The Rock (1996)

Episode 166: Show Notes.

Hello everyone and thank you for joining us for another episode of Your Inner Child Is An Idiot podcast, a show diving into the nostalgic memories of pop cult…

A sociopath surrounded by expendable henchman holds the planet ransom, and there’s only one man who can stop him: a brazen sexual predator.

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A sequel to a movie about talking mutated turtles trained in the martial arts somehow loses the verisimilitude of the original.

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In the ‘40s, various studies were done to see if human women had the muscular structure, skeletal fortitude, and mental capacity to throw, catch, and hit baseballs.

This week, we review those studies…

Hey, I’m participatin’ in our Constitutionally-protected adversarial judiciary system ovah he-ah!

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A “newsie” is a young exploited child who delivered newspapers.

A “newspaper” was a physical paper that had the days news printed on it.

The “news” was a collection of events that were agreed upon as…

Richie Rich. He’s a child. He’s rich. It’s supposed to be charming.

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“He lost his hand. He lost his bride.

But along the way, he found…his heart.”

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We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pen…

Merry Christmas. Where’s the Tylenol?

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On the menu: monkeys’ brains and a red herring.

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A woman (not Ellen Ripley) tries to stop an evil organization (not the Weyland-Yutani Corporation) from breeding an alien race (not xenomorphs) as a biological weapon.

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Sometimes when the He-Manning gets too He-Manly, you need a She-Ra.

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