You're Still Here?!?

Follower Trackers,  Underthinkers and the Western Instagram Duels.

"People call me an over-thinker. No. I'm a standard thinker. You're an under-thinker"

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Andy compares winter nightlife to the MLS and questions the quality of Hanukkah gifts.

Also... Thanksgiving Rollover, Cyber Monday "Deals" and the Top Shelf TV Scam

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Sitcom Stardom, Thanksgiving Stories and the Tryptophan Scam

"Turkey doesn't make you tired. Eating like an absolute fat sh- does."

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Andy delves deep into the underworld of online creeping and explains why all tan people look dreadful when they go bald.

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Barstool, Business Insider and the Daylight Savings Scam.

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Andy has a very specific song stuck in his head and wonders how Ms. Doubtfire has escaped the wrath of Rotten Tomatoes. 

Also... Weird Acting Classes, Japanese Massage Chairs, and 'The Full Voicemail'…

Andy examines Trick-Or-Treating etiquette and explains hows entertainment platforms need their own version of Roger Goodell to fend off activist complainers.

Also... Global Shifting, Premature Costume…

Andy recalls the time he couldn't bring himself to date a girl because of her awful name and suggests a way to make Halloween Horror Nights WAY scarier.

Also... Chapelle special "backlash", Squid Game…

Andy explains how social media has created modern-day royal families and why you shouldn't even bother brushing your teeth excessively before going to the dentist. 

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One Night Stand Split Screens, Andy's Anti-Viral Streaming Services and the "Preventative Care" Scam.

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Andy explains why rainy weddings are bad luck, contrary to popular belief. 

Also… Odd Jobs on Fiverr, Fantasy Football Death Threats, and the ‘Ride the Line’ scam.

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Andy wonders if “cuffing season” is a regional phenomenon, 

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Labor Day, Global Shifting, and the Online Dating Special

Andy breaks down all the types of girls you see on dating apps.

1. 🙅‍♀️  The Loser Denial Girl
2. 🎭  The Harvey Dent Girl
3. ⚓️  The Skipper
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Andy hops on Instagram live to discuss Happiness, Hentai, and the 'Price is Right'.

You'll only know how happy you were today when you're miserable tomorrow".

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Andy thinks Roger Goodell is behind the OnlyFans news.

Also.... Dancing TikTok teachers, country concerts, and the 'Confession Scam'

“On Twitter, Snopes would call your birth certificate slightly misle…

Andy questions people who treat Karma like a golf score and explains why you should never use a Coinstar within a 25 mile radius of someone you know.

"You don't have to summon Karma by saying Candyman…

Andy questions the legitimacy of court-appointed lawyers and explains why there are certain stories he will never be able to reveal on the podcast

"When you got your hair cut at Supercuts, those were …

Andy isn’t impressed by Olympic gold medals and compares the Twitter community to the Seattle Kraken.

“If you pluck one miserable person from every town in the country, that’s Twitter. It’s misery’s …

Andy talks about the time things got inappropriate with the woman who hired him.

"A standard morning walk to work is the male walk of shame."

Also... schizophrenic TikTokers and the  "18 to get in... 2…

Andy takes receives an unsolicited package from a lifelong friend/rival and explains the "Handicapped Dog Scam”

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