You're Still Here?!?

Instagram Starter Packs,  Mandatory Re-appreciation Trips, and the Fresh Princess Scam

"If you’re a hot a girl or have a nice ass, you start with 10k followers as soon as you confirm your email. It’s …

Bumble Lawsuits, The Love Eye Trick and the 'Donating Hair' Scam.

"That girl can walk up to me and say anything she wants and I'll fall for her.  She could literally say, 'Elephants in the backyard...…

Cringy Music Videos, Idiotic Purchases and the... "It's on Netflix" Scam.

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The Ultimatum, Mug Shawtys and the Groundhogs Day Scam.

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Shark Tank Friends, Flakiness Recidivism and the Grilled Cheese Scam

"Don't ever re-schedule with someone who cancelled on you the same day. The recidivism rate is too high. They're like heroin addict…

WrestleMania Thrills,  Twitter Salami Slicing and Scam College Scholarships 

"You circumvented paying for college by playing a sport nobody cares about"

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 Sex Face, Decoy Google Searches, and the 'Public Browser' Scam.

"You how many people give two sh-ts about a guy going bald?... 1. The bald ass guy looking at himself in the mirror."

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St. Patrick's Day Shenanigans, Meditation Benefits (or lack thereof) and the 'Tinder Stitcher' Scam.

"Picking up girls in the Metaverse will be more difficult than it is in the real world for those w…

WebMD, Balanced Breakfasts and the 'Drinking Coke Will Give You Cancer' Scam.

"I did the one thing you should never do. I went to Web MD  - The place you can convince yourself that your funeral needs …

Breaking down the "Fight Club" policies of LA Fitness & Ticketmaster.

"LA Fitness is the true anti-cancel culture. You can never cancel them because you can never find someone who will let you"

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Enhanced Cleaning Fees, Missed Connections and Horny High School Teachers.

"Life is just a game of counter-screwjobs. What screwjobs are they sending your way and what can you do to preemptively plan …

Scandalous Disney Characters, Empty Planes, and Fetlife Fetishes.

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Andy has an app idea that will help settle all arguments.

Also.. Basement Stereotypes, Midwestern Yelpers & the Tinder Swindler

"When it comes to being an a-hole, everybody's a New Yorker. They're jus…

Urban Legends, Gasparilla, and the Grocery Store After-Hours Scam.

"I'm willing to go 100 miles out of my way just to gain an inch on someone who screwed me".

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Low Maintenance Roku Girls, Regular Guy Weekends and the 'Grim Reaper' of Misery.

"They showed me the penthouse on my way to the dungeon"

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Single-Block Sprinters, Renting Movies on YouTube & the 'Intermittent Fasting Scam'.

"The best asses in the 80s would be bottom-ranked asses on Instagram right now".

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More podcast material surfaces on the finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm... and why you should never "do what the Romans do".

"I'd rather be  the best Cannoli maker in El Porto than the worst surfer from…

Tipping Garbage Men, TikTok Smokers Voice and the Overhead Compartment Scam.

"I walked directly by this congo line of airport imbeciles as they all watched me board the plane before them".

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People who binge-watch TV Shows, Spoofcard and the 'Sorority Photographer' Scam.

"She's not getting off to my old school 9-5 flapjacking"

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 Vegas Pool Parties, Getty Images, and "VIP Host Scam

🎲 "What Happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... unless it's an STD of course. That's coming right back with you to West Hartford."

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