A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays.
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Twenty-two years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry Potter's triumphant victory over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, five young friends retrace the steps of thousands of students to discover magic, friendship, and perhaps a bit of mischief at Hogwarts. From sorting in the Great Hall to the awarding of the House Cup, these inquisitive new wizards must discover their own destiny amid the twisting walls and moving staircases of a school full of secrets not even Dumbledore claimed to know.
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Why Can't We Be Wizards is an all new wizarding story improvised by Kevin Rizza, Elliot Kelley, Alie and Mike Turley, and Charlotte and Mitchell Cassidy. We play a simple tabletop roleplaying game called Witchcraft and Wizardry created by Tablestory. As game master and producer, your resident Potter nerd Kevin magically transfigures our hours of tabletop nonsense into a tight, atmospheric, story-first listening experience. Come along on an adventure with Caleb, Skyler, Allison, Leo and Freya every other Friday as they cast spells, roll dice, uncover mysteries and find themselves through their time in school.
This week, Alie takes over as DM for a one-shot episode with new characters! Matt tries to smell unicorns. Harper restores what once was. Kenny realizes something about himself. Denny questions who h…
Wizard Prom is coming up way sooner than anyone in the group is ready for (well, except for Freya, but that girl's life is way too put together). The Ravenclaws have dance lessons, and then get ready…
The group is caught totally off guard with the abrupt ending of the second task. They do their best to regroup and show a united front in the post game press conference. Skyler doesn't understand. Fr…
Deep underground Hogwarts, the group continues to race through the trials of the second task. But first they have to face their greatest challenge yet... themselves? Leo really likes bacon. Freya doe…
The group gets their ducks in a row as they reckon with just how much pressure is on them ahead of the second task in the Tri(50)wizard Tournament. Caleb translates for the group. Skyler offers some …
The group is given a clue ahead of the second task. Later, they all find themselves in potions class and tensions with the Hufflepuffs are still running high. Caleb has big feet. Skyler seeks their m…
The first task comes to a dizzying finish. After the awards ceremony, the group is still trying reckon with the outcome. Caleb overcomes his fear of water. Skyler speaks out for what's right. Leo get…
Everyone regroups after dashing to the next safe zone, where they meet some old friends. Caleb strategizes. Freya channels her inner Kevin McCallister. Leo ducks behind cover. Skyler doesn't want to …
The group prepares for the first task with an old friend. But what horrors await them? Certain doom? Skyler rolls into action. Caleb leads the pack. Freya interrogates a bear. Leo plans a fire in adv…
We regret to inform you that we have no new episode this week. But we have... something! Enjoy this silly compilation of cut content. We'll be back in two weeks on July 15th with a new episode!
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After a few weeks getting acclimated to their new classes, the group goes on a tour of Atlantis' hot spots. Freya reassures a friend. Skyler rolls around. Caleb expects better amenities. Leo hesitate…
The group heads to Atlantis to register and learn more about participating in the fifty wizard Triwizard Tournament. Later, they take their first class at a foreign school. Allison clears up a misund…
The group all heads to Beauxbatons for the champion selection for the Triwizard Tournament. Will their team really be selected? What other famous students might be in attendance? Caleb makes comparis…
The group kicks back and relaxes at a barbecue the day before returning for their fourth year at school. Once at school, they learn about some new developments and staff changes. Leo dunks on Shaq. C…
The group heads to sunny Florida to cheer on Allison and the rest of the Hogwarts Band in an international competition. There, they also get a chance to go to an amusement park! Freya is a trendsette…
For the book three wrap-up episode, we're bringing you something a little different! Take a break from the adventure to play a different kind of game with us.
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Faced with an impossible task, the group does what they do best. They stand fast in the face of danger. Leo handles the pyrotechnics. Allison takes a stand. Caleb gets off balance. Freya blames herse…
The group storms inside Azkaban, determined to save their friends. But will they be able to stop fully grown adults? Again?! Skyler faces their fears. Caleb double jumps. Leo uses sleight of hand. Fr…
Resolute, the group plots their rescue mission. Skyler teaches the value of friendship. Caleb attempts a diving rescue. Leo gives up his most prized possession. Freya uses her dad's money against him…
The group continues to take their final exams, doing their best to show off everything they learned over the course of the last year. But will our young Ravenclaws do enough to impress their professo…