Why Can't We Be Wizards

The gang answers listener questions and describes their adventures in Chicago during LeakyCon 2023, including meeting all these lovely people:

• @sequoiasimone and Kim Harris from @fanaticalfics
• @Jellyan…

The group races to save Freya's dad. And all of magic maybe too? Caleb learns the fireman carry. Skyler understands the importance of photographs. Leo remembers the past. Freya makes a choice.

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Delving deeper into the labyrinth, the group has to once again reveal their true selves. The maze forces them to confront their choices. Caleb holds to his convictions. Skyler is a thief. Leo doesn't…

The group heads through the hole in pursuit of Freya's dad and the spigot. There, they wonder if they've found more questions than answers. Caleb gives up part of himself. Leo becomes a Luddite. Skyl…

The group rushes to action as calamity strikes. Caleb has Floo Powder Power. Leo remembers he's a Prefect. Skyler takes things into their own hands. Freya makes a choice.

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The group gets reverse interventioned. Freya tries to speak her truth. Skyler can't stop thinking about the end of the world. Caleb is blunt. Leo somehow improved his robot. Allen changes everything.

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While Freya tries to figure out how to make peace with her lot in life, the rest of the group make the journey back to Mmmm's shack to see if they can get some answers. Later, the whole group heads t…

The group rush into the gooblai base after hearing a scream. Later, they all try to reckon with what the future holds for their friendships. Caleb makes a rousing speech. Skyler channels their inner …

Freya wakes up from her unorthodox death dream to find herself in... the exact same situation she was just dreaming about. Now the group gets a do over, hopefully with better results. Skyler doesn't …

Later in the semester, things are getting somewhat more normal. Aside from the Silver Freya problem though, the Association of the Pterodactyl decides that the Gooblai problem needs to be dealt with …

The group rushes into a dangerous bathroom situation. Can they handle what's inside? Allen removes some opposable thumbs. Freya meets someone familiar. Caleb is Batman. Leo has theories. Skyler fishe…

The group all meet up for their weekly check in for the Association of the Pterodactyl. Afterwards, they all head to Ravenclaw Quidditch tryouts. Caleb leads the team. Skyler wears an old hat. Freya …

The group all talk about what happened on the train with the new headmaster, Professor Galway. Afterwards, they attend the feast and stretch their legs as upperclassmen. Freya grapples with unexpecte…

Everyone regroups to decide what to do next after the jailbreak. A few weeks later, the group heads back to Hogwarts. Caleb does some personnel scouting. Freya remembers her past. Leo learns about au…

The group splits up, some of them going to look for Matty Tilda and the rest to visit Freya's dad in wizard jail. Skyler questions the truth. Leo creates a distraction. Caleb reassesses his prioritie…

The group all meet up at the end of the summer and try to be as supportive as possible as Freya gets ready to meet her dad in wizard prison. Caleb invests his winnings. Skyler can't figure out eclect…

Mitchell takes over the show for this season's wrap-up episode with special guest Jake Burley! Join us for a mysterious and ominous game with unclear consequences... it's Q&A. It's a Q&A episode.

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The group deals with the aftermath of the Taylor Swift Situation™️. Caleb is chilly. Skyler is shocked. Leo thinks better. Allen makes peace. Freya gets a phone call. Like literally, on a cell phone.

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Most of the group goes after Kaiju Taylor Swift to try to save Leo and... win the Triwizard Tournament? Leo tries a Ratatouille. Caleb is either Iron Man or Captain America. Skyler meets some muggles…

In a last ditch effort to write his song, Allen takes Taylor Swift's potion. The next day, the group gets ready for the Triwizard Prom. Caleb wonders why he can't be a wizard. Freya makes sacrifices.…