We Hired a Sitter For This
Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 51 minutes
- Episodes
- 204
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2025
Ep. 124 Eric Adams Entourage
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Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another side-splitting episode of “We Hired a Sitt…
Ep. 123 – Dad Bod Dynasty
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Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another uproarious episode of “We …
Ep. 122 Psychotic Levels of Romance
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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 122: “Psychotic Levels of Romance”
Join comedians and parents Patrick and Gastor in Episode 122 of “We Hired a Sitter …
Ep. 121 The Kia Compromise
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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 121
Patrick and Gastor are at it again in Episode 121 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” delivering a hearty d…
120 Ross is back and sick of it!
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🎙️ Title: “We Hired a Sitter For This” 🔥 Episode Title: “Ross is back and sick of it!”
Hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩 The uproarious “We Hired a Sitter For This” …
119 Emergency Contact Dog Psychic
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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 119: “Emergency Contact Dog Psychic”
Join Patrick and Gastor, the witty minds behind “We Hired a Sitter For This,” as th…
Ep. 118 Who is The Wknd?? WHASFT
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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 118: “Who is The Wknd?
Join Patrick and Gastor in the latest episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” marked as their th…
Ep. 117 What’s Dad Mad About???
Just two dads openly about what we’re stewing about this week. But also having fun and laughs! check it out
Patrick Holbert @TheHolbertReport
Gastor Almonte @GastorAlmonte
Ep. 116 New Co Host!!! Gastor Almonte
Heyyyy we’re back with a new episode. Well, not the “We” you may be used to. This week we’ve got a new co host going through the onboarding process. He’s seen HR, he’s got his direct deposit info sub…
Ep. 115 – We Hired a Sitter #3
This is my second time posting this episode. I made a mistake on the first upload. Apologies to our loyal listeners who eagerly await each episode drop like it’s the McRib at McDonald’s or Pumpkin Sp…
Ep. 114 We Hired a Sitter #2
Hi it’s our second episode of the podcast formerly known as Who Cares About Ross and Patrick. This is WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS. Thanks for tuning in.
We talk very very openly about money. How we ma…
Ep. 113 We Hired a Sitter For This First Episode
This is our first episode back in quite a long time! Our podcast is called “We Hired a Sitter For This” now. One day I will figure out how to change the name of the show and the art, etc, but for now…
Ep. 112 – Who cares about losing virginity??
Hello and welcome to Topic Town, population two!! On this, our one hundred and twelfth episode- we decide to discuss a specific topic and this first one is spicy. We both tell the stories of how we l…
Ep. 111 – Who cares about emergency room nightmares??
When your kid gets a gnarly case of Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease, there’s only one way to get a little comfort: Pretend like it was more painful for you- The Parent. Listen in as we recap what it wa…
Ep. 110 – Who cares about anything??
Who cares about anything when world war three is on and poppin?? Who cares about anything when you just had an afternoon romp? Who cares about anything when your toddler is a terrrorist?? Who cares a…
Ep. 109 – Who cares about bumping uglies??
In a very spooky episode of who cares, Ross and Patrick over share about their own bodies, smooshing their bodies together (very sexy), trying to clean Fran’s undercarriage after epic dumps, and so m…
Ep. 108 – Who cares about literal or figurative trash??
This week Ross and Patrick take you on a tour of their current state which is chaotic, sleep deprived, and impassioned. They’re all over the the place- from Bachelor in Paradise to calling a local ci…
Ep. 107 – Who cares about capitalism??
Hello viewers! Have you missed Ross and Patrick? Well they’ve missed you. In this episode, they discuss the albatross around all of our necks, CAPITALISM. Hooray! Did you know we’ve all been brainwas…
Ep. 106 – Who cares about Patrick’s nitz??
We recorded another hot one in the office space. We went as long as we could before our tits melted off. Listen in as we kvetch about traveling with the child, Patrick’s upcoming vasectomy, and “Aunt…
Ep. 105 – Who cares about vaccine entrepreneurship??
Ross and Patrick care about the well being of the neighborhood and the world so please listen to this important episode as they embark on a new entrepreneurial endeavor that will create global healin…