We Gauge Cage
Two Best F***ing Friends Forever For Life For Real For Sure are very skeptical of whether Nicolas Cage is actually the "good" actor that everyone seems to accept he is. Truth be told, Brian and Brock haven't seen enough Nic Cage movies to be sure. So each week they will watch and review one of his movies, rated from worst to best, in an effort to gauge Cage's performance and ultimately decide whether or not he is worth his status as the World's Favorite Good Bad Actor.
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 106 minutes
- Episodes
- 106
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2023
Episode 45 - Guarding Tess (1994)
***Full Disclosure: Our editor completely blew this week's editing budget on Reese's Minis and completely fudged up the original posted version. The sound was off. So if you downloaded that version, …
01:36:09 |
Thu 25 Oct 2018
Episode 44 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
It's too late to 'pologize...It's too late!
After the aural assault that we laid upon their fans last episode, the boys have returned with their tails between their legs to review a normal, light-hear…
01:39:42 |
Thu 18 Oct 2018
Episode 43 - Windtalkers (2002)
Holy buckets, y'all. Holy freaking buckets.
We'll be perfectly honest. We have no idea what to write here, because we truthfully don't remember recording half of this episode...
Here's what we DO know…
02:00:03 |
Tue 09 Oct 2018
Episode 42 - Mandy (2018)
***Warning, at the top. This film (and the podcast that follows) is traumatic, disturbing, and downright nasty. So, it's going to be a rough one. Fair warning. You've been warned. Can't say we didn't…
02:05:19 |
Wed 03 Oct 2018
Episode 41 - World Trade Center (2006)
Where were you when the world stopped turning?
Yeah? We're going to start on this note? Hoo boy...strap in and get your tissues ready for this one. The boys (respectfully) watched the 2006 Nic Cage …
01:45:40 |
Fri 28 Sep 2018
Episode 40 - Snake Eyes (1998)
Whoa, we're halfway there. Whoa. Oh. Living on a prayer.
Take our hands, the boys watched Nic Cage's 1998 crime thriller "Snake Eyes," we swear. A somewhat confusing and ambitious film directed by …
01:37:41 |
Wed 19 Sep 2018
Episode 39 - Vampire's Kiss (1989)
I'm a vampire. You're a vampire. She's a vampire. 'Cause we're all vampires, hey!
Oh goodness. Oh man. Oh boy. And oh geez.
This is the big one, folks. The big Kahuna. The big enchilada.
This is no…
02:05:24 |
Thu 13 Sep 2018
Episode 38 - Trapped in Paradise (1994)
Almost paradise, we're knocking on heaven's door.
Trapped in Paradise, we expected so much more....
That's right. The faithful and dedicated boys sat down to watch 1994's Nic Cage, Dana Carvey, and …
01:54:02 |
Tue 04 Sep 2018
Episode 37 - 211 (2018)
Ugh.
Just...ugh.
*sigh*...
Just when we thought we were out, Nic pulls us back in!
The boys took a trip back to the Castle Period in order to watch his 2018 craptacular effort "211." Yep. That is t…
01:32:10 |
Wed 29 Aug 2018
Episode 36 - Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
Never Fear, because Brock and Brian are here. But oh my goodness! Thank god Brock was brave and quick-witted and resourceful enough to rescue Brian from the clutches of that nefarious, underground, e…
01:25:23 |
Sun 26 Aug 2018
Episode 35 - The Ant Bully (2006)
We work hard (they work hard!). Every day of our life. We work 'til we ache in our bones. At the end of the day, we take home my hard earned pay all our own! We get down on our knees, and we start to…
01:12:30 |
Thu 16 Aug 2018
Episode 34 - Kiss of Death (1995)
You drink a whiskey drink, you drink a lager drink, you drink a vodka drink, you drink a cider drink. You sing the songs that remind you of the good times, you sing the songs that remind you of anyth…
01:25:26 |
Thu 09 Aug 2018
Episode 33 - Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)
If you want to be our lover, you will HAVE to get with our friends.
Make it last forever. This podcast experience never ends.
Speaking of getting with friends, the boys are joined this week by ano…
01:48:07 |
Thu 02 Aug 2018
Episode 32 - Inconceivable (2017)
"How funky is your chicken?" My chicken's really funky. "How loose is your goose?" My goose is totally loose. "Now come on, you Cage Gaugers, and shake your caboose."We're shaking our caboose.
The …
01:41:58 |
Sat 28 Jul 2018
Episode 31 - Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001)
It was the best of times, it was the worst of films...
Well, to be honest, it wasn't the worst. It was one of the shortest, so it had that going for it.
That's right. Brock and Brian watched Nic Cag…
01:21:45 |
Thu 19 Jul 2018
Episode 30 - Amos & Andrew (1993)
You can pick your podcasts. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your podcaster's nose. I always say.
Anywho, the boys lied down (layed down? lay down?...) The boys settled down and watched N…
01:51:57 |
Thu 12 Jul 2018
Episode 29 - Stolen (2012)
Happy birthday to...AMERICA! "AMERICA! F*** YEAH!"
Oh, America, you've given us so much: Apple pie. Baseball. Food on sticks. Malin Akerman.
Wait...Malin Akerman is Canadian!? Well, can you tell he…
01:33:07 |
Wed 04 Jul 2018
Episode 28 - Drive Angry (2011)
Well, it's a hot one. 'Bout seven inches from the midday sun, if I had to guess.Picture this: The year is 2011. The same year that brought us both "Drive" and "Drive Angry." Only one of those films s…
01:51:17 |
Wed 27 Jun 2018
Episode 27 - Season of the Witch (2011)
You're a witch, Harry!That's right. This week, the gentlemen watched a 2011 Nic Cage offering, "Season of the Witch." Bad CGI? Check. Overacting? Check. Shoddy accent work? Absolutely Check. Before t…
01:12:17 |
Wed 20 Jun 2018
Episode 26 - The Trust (2016)
Do you trust me? Do you trust me?!?(...yyyesss...?)I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Speaking of splendid, Brian and Brock watched Nic Cage's 2016 heist movie "The Trust."In ty…
01:26:03 |
Thu 14 Jun 2018
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